Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 37

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:41.228 2 +1 30 14.8
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:44.856 +3.63 8 +6 29 12.6
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 7:12.067 +30.84 6 +3 21 14.3
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:52.449 +71.22 4 0 36 13.8
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:23.372 +102.14 3 -2 31 10.7
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:24.979 +103.75 1 -5 42 10.5
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:48.511 +127.28 7 0 9 11.8
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:51.172 +129.94 5 -3 24 11.4
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 20.4 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-6-8-3-3.
11.439
Honey Mustard is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-6-8-3-3.
15.267
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
20.867
The Unit gets air.
26.400
And it's Chunk in front now.
30.728
That is the sport, right there.
38.889
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
49.567
Honey Mustard gets air.
53.539
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:01.650
No idea what happened there. Averaging 15.0 contacts an event coming in.
1:06.011
That is a big one for The Heel. Averaging 17.5 contacts an event coming in.
1:09.717
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:14.006
No idea what happened there.
1:17.978
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:21.411
Chunk is airborne.
1:25.006
And it all goes wrong.
1:30.750
Up goes Slapper.
1:33.439
Honey Mustard has it.
1:35.706
Up goes The Heel.
1:39.106
Chunk wins it.
1:42.839
And it all goes wrong.
1:55.233
That is going to sting in the morning.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Slapper 1.944 Slapper 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 5.000 Honey Mustard 2.994
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 7.583 Honey Mustard 2.311
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 10.600 Chunk 2.322
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 12.272 Chunk 1.428
Peg Field Hard Honey Mustard 13.517 Honey Mustard 1.245
The Pinball Table Slick Honey Mustard 15.250 Honey Mustard 1.733
Collision Funnel Hard Honey Mustard 16.317 Chunk 0.934
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 18.672 Chunk 1.822
Barrier Run Smooth Honey Mustard 20.383 Chunk 1.439
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 22.483 Tender Greg 2.094
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 24.489 Chunk 1.572
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 26.494 Chunk 1.861
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 27.722 Chunk 1.228
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 29.889 Chunk 2.167
The Kicker Smooth Chunk 31.344 Chunk 1.455
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 33.633 Slapper 2.228
S-Bend Smooth Honey Mustard 39.206 Honey Mustard 4.267
Tight Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 43.739 Honey Mustard 4.533
The Funnel Smooth Honey Mustard 46.033 Slapper 2.200
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 48.078 Honey Mustard 2.045
The Gauntlet Smooth Honey Mustard 50.367 Slapper 2.023
The Hairpin Smooth Honey Mustard 54.422 Slapper 3.727
Split Route Smooth Honey Mustard 57.311 Sweaty Gerald 2.612
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 1:02.761 Chunk 4.733
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 1:05.839 Slapper 2.917
Slick Floor Slick Honey Mustard 1:08.444 Slapper 2.305
The Plunge Metal Honey Mustard 1:10.500 Tender Greg 2.055
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 1:12.856 Chunk 2.172
The Kicker Hard Honey Mustard 1:13.911 Slapper 0.927
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 1:15.683 Honey Mustard 1.772
The Gap Hard Honey Mustard 1:17.594 Honey Mustard 1.911
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 1:19.050 Slapper 1.428
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 1:21.650 Chunk 1.844
The Washboard Hard Honey Mustard 1:24.194 Honey Mustard 2.544
Big Air Metal Honey Mustard 1:26.894 Honey Mustard 2.700
Smooth Descent Smooth Honey Mustard 1:28.800 Honey Mustard 1.906
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 1:31.256 The Unit 2.244
Final Sprint Hard Honey Mustard 1:34.211 Slapper 2.427
Target Zone Carpet Honey Mustard 1:35.367 Honey Mustard 1.156
Exit Gate Hard Honey Mustard 1:36.439 Honey Mustard 1.072
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 0/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
285 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-10-3-5-4.
22.57
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
272 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-8-7-11.
28.87
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
268 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-9-7-6-8.
36.29
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
271 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 15-5-6-13-4.
53.90
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
262 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-1-3-3-8.
5.92
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
279 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-5-13-2-2.
3.44
8
Slapper The Pucks
271 starts, 131 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-2-1-1.
1.98
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
257 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-5-11-8-4.
19.44

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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