· Season 10 · Round 38
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:18.233 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 19.0 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:28.372 | +10.14 | 13 | +11 | 27 | 14.8 |
| 3 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:38.666 | +20.43 | 5 | +2 | 32 | 14.3 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:51.406 | +33.17 | 11 | +7 | 37 | 13.1 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:52.390 | +34.16 | 16 | +11 | 42 | 13.6 |
| 6 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:26.194 | +67.96 | 6 | 0 | 39 | 13.9 |
| 7 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 9:30.617 | +72.38 | 8 | +1 | 38 | 13.5 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:40.989 | +82.76 | 7 | -1 | 38 | 13.7 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:44.217 | +85.98 | 12 | +3 | 37 | 14.4 |
| 10 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:51.468 | +93.24 | 10 | 0 | 46 | 13.6 |
| 11 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:58.561 | +100.33 | 1 | -10 | 36 | 13.0 |
| 12 | Long John | The Noodles | 10:00.727 | +102.49 | 14 | +2 | 34 | 12.7 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:01.839 | +103.61 | 9 | -4 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 14 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:11.367 | +113.13 | 2 | -12 | 44 | 11.8 |
| 15 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:12.284 | +114.05 | 15 | 0 | 37 | 14.0 |
| 16 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:18.573 | +120.34 | 3 | -13 | 46 | 12.2 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
7.200
The lead changes hands. Slapper. Career record: 135 wins from 279, average finish 3.2.
11.294
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-1.
14.889
Up goes The Heel.
18.611
Up goes Second Sock.
24.033
Oh dear.
27.617
Slapper is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-1.
31.017
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-1.
34.728
Wide Load gets air.
38.139
Squish gets air. Recent finishes: 4-2-4-7-5.
41.839
They will not want to see that again.
47.622
No idea what happened there.
51.222
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
54.867
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
58.339
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:02.172
Look at that.
1:07.033
And it all goes wrong.
1:12.033
The Unit is coming through.
1:17.983
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:21.733
It is chaos out there.
1:25.406
Up goes Chunk.
1:29.072
Up goes Squish.
1:32.594
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
1:37.206
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:40.628
Long John gets air.
1:44.822
That is a big one for The Heel.
1:48.289
The Lieutenant gets hit hard.
1:55.472
Right into it goes Wide Load.
1:59.917
Right into it goes Squish.
2:00.211
The Lieutenant has it.
2:03.317
It is Slapper!
2:06.911
That is a big one for Second Sock.
2:13.278
Right into it goes Thick Rick.
2:25.133
Long John gets hit hard.
2:30.967
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Floppy Joe | 1.600 | Chunk 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 4.867 | Slapper 2.816 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 7.583 | Slapper 2.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Slapper | 10.561 | Slapper 2.978 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Slapper | 12.428 | The Lieutenant 1.667 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 21.006 | Chunk 8.411 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 23.600 | Slapper 2.594 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 24.767 | Slapper 1.167 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 25.994 | Slapper 1.227 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 31.300 | Slapper 1.156 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 32.689 | Slapper 1.239 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 33.944 | Slapper 1.211 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 35.839 | The Lieutenant 1.895 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 41.789 | Chunk 5.394 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 45.072 | Chunk 3.228 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 46.861 | Chunk 1.739 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 48.506 | Chunk 1.644 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 50.550 | Chunk 1.961 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 51.894 | Chunk 1.267 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 54.344 | Chunk 2.200 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 55.783 | Chunk 1.372 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 58.033 | Wide Load 1.794 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 1:05.600 | Second Sock 0.955 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 1:10.450 | Honey Mustard 2.839 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:13.928 | Wide Load 1.244 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:17.217 | Wide Load 1.439 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:18.922 | Wide Load 1.389 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:20.217 | Wide Load 1.150 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:21.928 | The Lieutenant 1.711 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:22.750 | The Lieutenant 0.822 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:24.050 | The Lieutenant 1.300 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:25.122 | The Lieutenant 1.072 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:26.922 | The Lieutenant 1.800 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:28.622 | The Lieutenant 1.700 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:31.867 | The Lieutenant 3.245 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:35.417 | Chunk 3.255 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:37.550 | The Lieutenant 2.133 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:40.222 | Honey Mustard 2.128 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:42.356 | Chunk 2.022 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:46.100 | Chunk 3.422 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:49.089 | Honey Mustard 2.494 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:53.133 | Tender Greg 3.556 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:56.039 | Chunk 2.756 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:00.778 | The Unit 1.350 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:03.211 | The Unit 1.278 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 22 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 27 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
247 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-4-3-6-14.
95.08
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
271 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 6-2-1-5-2.
4.52
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
258 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 1-4-5-11-8.
27.69
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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