Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 46

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:54.850 8 +7 30 14.3
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:12.056 +17.21 1 -1 6 20.9
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:49.561 +54.71 4 +1 32 13.2
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8:09.145 +74.30 3 -1 33 13.1
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:17.262 +82.41 6 +1 35 14.0
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:22.328 +87.48 2 -4 44 11.3
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:24.994 +90.14 7 0 28 11.9
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:16.088 +141.24 5 -3 24 17.8
0.017
Radiator finds trouble.
6.444
That is a big one for Puck Yeah.
11.256
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-8-1-2-14.
14.878
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
18.589
Oh dear.
25.811
Radiator finds trouble.
34.183
That is going to sting in the morning.
40.050
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
45.222
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
59.139
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 20.0 contacts an event coming in.
1:11.189
Heavy contact for The Heel. Averaging 17.9 contacts an event coming in.
1:16.439
And Stubbs takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-11-3-5-3.
1:20.994
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-8-1-2-14.
1:24.767
Radiator gets air.
1:28.578
Big air for Custard.
1:32.733
Radiator gets air.
1:36.700
Absolute carnage.
1:40.800
Refried Ron is completely off the deck.
1:44.489
Puck Yeah has it.
1:45.428
Radiator finds trouble.
1:48.828
Puck Yeah wins it.
1:53.256
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Puck Yeah 1.944 Puck Yeah 1.944
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 5.028 Stubbs 3.017
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 7.706 Puck Yeah 2.678
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 10.828 Puck Yeah 3.122
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 12.561 Puck Yeah 1.733
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 13.878 Puck Yeah 1.317
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 15.728 Puck Yeah 1.850
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 16.711 Puck Yeah 0.983
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 18.200 Puck Yeah 1.489
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 20.094 Stubbs 1.789
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 22.750 Radiator 2.239
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 24.733 Custard 1.950
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 27.606 Radiator 2.539
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 29.578 Radiator 1.778
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 32.572 Stubbs 2.706
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 34.044 Puck Yeah 1.472
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 36.300 Puck Yeah 2.256
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 42.783 Custard 3.739
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 47.900 Refried Ron 4.572
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 50.133 Puck Yeah 2.233
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 52.528 Puck Yeah 2.395
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 54.517 Puck Yeah 1.989
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 58.306 Puck Yeah 3.789
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 1:01.594 Radiator 2.988
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:06.722 Stubbs 5.100
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:09.756 Puck Yeah 3.034
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 1:12.233 Puck Yeah 2.477
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 1:14.783 Custard 1.994
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:17.217 Custard 2.150
The Kicker Hard Puck Yeah 1:18.256 Stubbs 1.006
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:19.822 Puck Yeah 1.566
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:21.828 Puck Yeah 2.006
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:23.556 Puck Yeah 1.728
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:25.767 Puck Yeah 2.211
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:29.172 Puck Yeah 3.405
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:33.339 Puck Yeah 4.167
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:35.600 Puck Yeah 2.261
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:38.250 Radiator 2.323
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 1:40.822 Puck Yeah 2.572
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:45.150 Custard 1.266
Exit Gate Hard Puck Yeah 1:47.489 Custard 1.245
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
281 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 12-7-3-8-12.
39.94
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
277 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-8-5-6-5.
57.10
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
277 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-6-11-5-7.
65.85
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
273 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-7-13-6.
35.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
267 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-8-4-3-5.
4.46
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
286 starts, 63 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-4-3-2-2.
2.97
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
283 starts, 147 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-14-1-1-1.
2.70
21
Custard The Soft Boys
284 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-2-4-5-4.
8.09

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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