· Season 2 · Round 2
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:38.717 | — | 16 | +15 | 7 | 11.3 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:42.178 | +3.46 | 15 | +13 | 11 | 10.1 |
| 3 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:47.606 | +8.89 | 10 | +7 | 9 | 10.2 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:49.844 | +11.13 | 2 | -2 | 9 | 9.0 |
| 5 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:50.416 | +11.70 | 1 | -4 | 9 | 10.0 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:54.828 | +16.11 | 3 | -3 | 7 | 9.3 |
| 7 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:57.012 | +18.30 | 5 | -2 | 14 | 9.8 |
| 8 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:57.862 | +19.15 | 8 | 0 | 11 | 8.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:59.122 | +20.41 | 4 | -5 | 10 | 8.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:03.300 | +24.58 | 12 | +2 | 8 | 18.2 |
| 11 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:04.089 | +25.37 | 14 | +3 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 12 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:04.717 | +26.00 | 9 | -3 | 9 | 8.7 |
| 13 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:08.517 | +29.80 | 7 | -6 | 9 | 9.4 |
| 14 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:09.616 | +30.90 | 13 | -1 | 8 | 8.7 |
| 15 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:09.988 | +31.27 | 11 | -4 | 12 | 9.2 |
| 16 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:13.789 | +35.07 | 6 | -10 | 12 | 9.2 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
3.867
The Coaster has the lead. Career record: 12 wins from 26, average finish 2.9.
8.033
It is chaos out there.
12.161
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
15.622
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
19.861
Look at that. Recent finishes: 8-6-8-7-6.
23.867
The Coaster takes the lead.
27.822
They will not want to see that again. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
29.333
The Coaster is going to win this.
31.422
And Second Sock takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-7-5-6-13.
34.822
The Coaster wins it.
39.606
Pilot Light finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Second Sock | 1.594 | The Coaster 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Coaster | 3.856 | The Coaster 2.289 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 4.672 | The Coaster 0.816 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Lil Nugget | 15.550 | Gravy 2.278 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Lil Nugget | 17.000 | Gravy 1.322 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Lil Nugget | 18.672 | Gravy 1.356 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Lil Nugget | 20.572 | The Coaster 1.744 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 23.444 | The Coaster 1.789 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | The Coaster | 25.483 | The Coaster 1.922 |
| The Drops | Smooth | The Coaster | 27.133 | The Coaster 1.650 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | The Coaster | 28.878 | The Coaster 1.745 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 31.456 | The Coaster 2.578 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 32.333 | The Coaster 0.877 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 18 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
28 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-2-2-1-11.
8.91
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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