· Season 2 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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The Lieutenant wins at Nan's Landing
The Lieutenant took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:30.778 | — | 15 | +14 | 12 | 9.6 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:43.078 | +12.30 | 12 | +10 | 8 | 9.6 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:43.338 | +12.56 | 7 | +4 | 11 | 9.5 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:47.773 | +17.00 | 5 | +1 | 10 | 9.6 |
| 5 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:49.022 | +18.24 | 11 | +6 | 10 | 9.3 |
| 6 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:49.645 | +18.87 | 3 | -3 | 9 | 10.0 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:53.311 | +22.53 | 16 | +9 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:57.145 | +26.37 | 4 | -4 | 12 | 8.8 |
| 9 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:58.301 | +27.52 | 14 | +5 | 10 | 9.0 |
| 10 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:02.022 | +31.24 | 6 | -4 | 12 | 9.3 |
| 11 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:03.205 | +32.43 | 8 | -3 | 11 | 8.3 |
| 12 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:04.439 | +33.66 | 2 | -10 | 11 | 9.2 |
| 13 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:04.834 | +34.06 | 1 | -12 | 9 | 11.7 |
| 14 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:06.622 | +35.84 | 10 | -4 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 15 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:06.723 | +35.95 | 9 | -6 | 7 | 8.6 |
| 16 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:18.367 | +47.59 | 13 | -3 | 14 | 9.4 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
5.000
Stubbs has the lead. Career record: 6 wins from 41, average finish 4.6.
14.761
Big air for Squish. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-4-4.
18.200
Crawlspace is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-5-5-4-7.
21.833
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 1-13-2-12-2.
25.522
Absolute carnage.
30.683
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant.
34.367
They will not want to see that again.
35.161
The Lieutenant is going to win this.
37.861
Heavy contact for Long John.
41.261
The Lieutenant wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1.578 | The Lieutenant 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 4.389 | Wide Load 2.389 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Stubbs | 5.856 | Stubbs 0.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Squish | 16.400 | Old Gristle 2.494 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Squish | 17.944 | Stubbs 1.456 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Squish | 19.556 | Squish 1.612 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 22.728 | The Lieutenant 1.917 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 25.178 | The Lieutenant 2.450 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 28.033 | Wide Load 2.094 |
| The Drops | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 30.106 | Wide Load 1.828 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 32.167 | Wide Load 1.911 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 35.233 | Wide Load 2.728 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 38.161 | Butter Bean 1.111 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 22 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 27 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 27 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-8-11-8.
22.12
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
42 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 8-4-3-3-1.
13.62
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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