Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 2 · Round 29

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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The Lieutenant wins at Nan's Landing

The Lieutenant took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:30.778 15 +14 12 9.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:43.078 +12.30 12 +10 8 9.6
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.338 +12.56 7 +4 11 9.5
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:47.773 +17.00 5 +1 10 9.6
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:49.022 +18.24 11 +6 10 9.3
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:49.645 +18.87 3 -3 9 10.0
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:53.311 +22.53 16 +9 10 9.2
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:57.145 +26.37 4 -4 12 8.8
9 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.301 +27.52 14 +5 10 9.0
10 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:02.022 +31.24 6 -4 12 9.3
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:03.205 +32.43 8 -3 11 8.3
12 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:04.439 +33.66 2 -10 11 9.2
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:04.834 +34.06 1 -12 9 11.7
14 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:06.622 +35.84 10 -4 12 9.9
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:06.723 +35.95 9 -6 7 8.6
16 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:18.367 +47.59 13 -3 14 9.4
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
5.000
Stubbs has the lead. Career record: 6 wins from 41, average finish 4.6.
14.761
Big air for Squish. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-4-4.
18.200
Crawlspace is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-5-5-4-7.
21.833
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 1-13-2-12-2.
25.522
Absolute carnage.
30.683
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant.
34.367
They will not want to see that again.
35.161
The Lieutenant is going to win this.
37.861
Heavy contact for Long John.
41.261
The Lieutenant wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet The Lieutenant 1.578 The Lieutenant 1.578
Smooth Descent Carpet The Lieutenant 4.389 Wide Load 2.389
Sweeping Curve Metal Stubbs 5.856 Stubbs 0.867
Smooth Descent Hard Squish 16.400 Old Gristle 2.494
The Drops Carpet Squish 17.944 Stubbs 1.456
The Spiral Soft fabric Squish 19.556 Squish 1.612
Laundry Chute Carpet The Lieutenant 22.728 The Lieutenant 1.917
Rotating Drum Smooth The Lieutenant 25.178 The Lieutenant 2.450
Narrow Pipe Carpet The Lieutenant 28.033 Wide Load 2.094
The Drops Smooth The Lieutenant 30.106 Wide Load 1.828
Stairwell Smooth The Lieutenant 32.167 Wide Load 1.911
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 35.233 Wide Load 2.728
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 38.161 Butter Bean 1.111
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 8 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 22 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 23 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-8-11-8.
22.12
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-7-7-6-8.
56.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-9-7-4.
23.35
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-8-5-12-8.
70.17
22
Butter Bean The Beans
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-12-4-7.
47.85
6
The Kidney The Beans
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-11-7-11.
77.41
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-16-5-7-6.
54.71
4
Radiator Basement Heat
38 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-8-8-5-6.
128.74
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
40 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-2-1-3-2.
5.49
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
38 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-2-4-1-7.
9.55
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
42 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 8-4-3-3-1.
13.62
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
37 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-3-1-3-3.
5.15
8
Slapper The Pucks
39 starts, 16 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-2-3-2-2.
3.50
4
Wide Load The Pucks
37 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-3-15-2-12.
21.03
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 13-4-9-4-5.
27.69
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-4-5-14.
27.67

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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