Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 2 · Round 32

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.255 4 +3 6 12.7
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:24.728 +8.47 5 +3 10 11.4
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.705 +17.45 2 -1 6 10.9
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:34.567 +18.31 10 +6 1 18.0
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:35.355 +19.10 6 +1 10 10.8
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:37.567 +21.31 8 +2 8 11.2
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:42.572 +26.32 11 +4 8 10.9
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:43.762 +27.51 1 -7 15 12.3
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:43.911 +27.66 15 +6 9 10.7
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:46.234 +29.98 9 -1 7 7.8
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:47.155 +30.90 13 +2 10 9.8
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:49.461 +33.21 12 0 6 12.2
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:01.384 +45.13 3 -10 13 12.9
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:09.800 +53.55 16 +2 4 10.3
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:45.478 +89.22 7 -8 7 11.2
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:48.295 +92.04 14 -2 3 9.0
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.261
Well, that was always going to happen.
9.089
And Slapper takes flight. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-15.
13.944
Custard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-4-14-8-2.
17.467
And Wide Load takes flight. Recent finishes: 1-6-2-1-1.
21.461
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 6-7-4-5-5.
25.594
Chunk is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-8-4-1-2.
26.233
Chunk has it.
29.033
They will not want to see that again.
32.433
Chunk wins it.
37.083
Crooked Pete gets air.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Refried Ron 1.567 Radiator 1.561
Smooth Descent Hard Radiator 4.828 Chunk 2.550
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 6.189 Chunk 1.383
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 7.950 Chunk 1.761
The Drops Smooth Chunk 9.706 Chunk 1.756
Peg Field Metal Chunk 11.478 Gravy 1.711
The Pinball Table Hard Chunk 12.939 Gravy 1.417
Collision Funnel Carpet Chunk 14.450 Chunk 1.511
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 16.650 Chunk 2.200
Barrier Run Metal Chunk 20.367 Lil Nugget 3.250
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 22.222 Slapper 1.845
Bounce Pads Slick Chunk 24.450 Chunk 2.228
S-Bend Hard Chunk 26.389 Chunk 1.939
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 28.372 Chunk 1.983
The Funnel Carpet Chunk 29.233 Chunk 0.861
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 7 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 0/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 0/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 19 0/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 23 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-6-7-6-8.
23.60
7
Long John The Noodles
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-6-11-7.
65.55
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-5-8-10-7.
41.91
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-14-5-5-6.
41.40
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-8-8-3-15.
125.27
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-6-11-7.
46.54
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-16-8-8-5.
79.78
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-10-5-5.
59.56
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
42 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-3-1-2-1.
5.21
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
39 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-1-2-4-1.
10.69
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
41 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-13-1-1.
5.20
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
36 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-3-15-1-3.
4.86
4
Wide Load The Pucks
38 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-2-3-15-2.
17.64
8
Slapper The Pucks
41 starts, 17 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 15-1-1-2-3.
7.36
2
Squish The Soft Boys
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-4-4-5.
22.03
21
Custard The Soft Boys
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-4-7-4-14.
18.45

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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