· Season 2 · Round 5
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:16.994 | — | 10 | +9 | 7 | 11.3 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:24.523 | +7.53 | 4 | +2 | 10 | 11.6 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:25.928 | +8.93 | 16 | +13 | 6 | 11.0 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:26.829 | +9.84 | 9 | +5 | 3 | 12.1 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:37.300 | +20.31 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:39.195 | +22.20 | 8 | +2 | 9 | 10.9 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:44.312 | +27.32 | 13 | +6 | 8 | 12.5 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:46.461 | +29.47 | 15 | +7 | 9 | 10.6 |
| 9 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:47.038 | +30.04 | 3 | -6 | 8 | 11.2 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:47.789 | +30.80 | 1 | -9 | 7 | 9.7 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:06.117 | +49.12 | 2 | -9 | 5 | 11.9 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:12.550 | +55.56 | 14 | +2 | 14 | 10.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:13.460 | +56.47 | 12 | -1 | 12 | 12.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:17.461 | +60.47 | 11 | -3 | 11 | 12.5 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:20.317 | +63.32 | 6 | -9 | 9 | 11.1 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:40.034 | +83.04 | 7 | -9 | 5 | 9.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.006
And Old Gristle takes flight.
8.533
Gravy goes to the front. Career record: 8 wins from 24, average finish 3.0.
13.294
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
17.044
Damp Kevin gets air. Recent finishes: 8-12-7-5-6.
21.283
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-3-15.
27.428
Slapper is airborne.
28.550
Slapper has it. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-5-2.
31.361
They will not want to see that again.
34.761
It is Slapper!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Damp Kevin | 1.594 | Old Gristle 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 4.667 | Gravy 2.700 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 6.417 | Gravy 1.495 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Gravy | 8.339 | Gravy 1.872 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Gravy | 10.256 | Slapper 1.906 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Gravy | 12.750 | Butter Bean 2.289 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Gravy | 14.428 | Slapper 1.639 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Slapper | 16.244 | Slapper 1.727 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 18.461 | Slapper 2.217 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Slapper | 21.772 | Crooked Pete 3.012 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 23.678 | Slapper 1.906 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Slapper | 26.189 | Slapper 2.511 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Slapper | 28.367 | Slapper 2.178 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 30.600 | Slapper 2.233 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Slapper | 31.550 | Slapper 0.950 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-8-6-5-16.
116.72
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-7-7-10-8.
89.71
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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