· Season 2 · Round 8
The Service Core — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Pilot Light survives to win
Pilot Light took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Butter Bean finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:29.873 | — | 5 | +4 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:33.878 | +4.01 | 3 | +1 | 9 | 12.9 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:34.878 | +5.01 | 15 | +12 | 7 | 12.2 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:40.217 | +10.34 | 13 | +9 | 18 | 13.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:40.488 | +10.62 | 9 | +4 | 12 | 14.5 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:41.539 | +11.67 | 12 | +6 | 11 | 11.2 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:42.244 | +12.37 | 4 | -3 | 8 | 11.7 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:12.006 | +42.13 | 7 | -1 | 7 | 11.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:30.433 | +60.56 | 10 | +1 | 8 | 14.6 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:49.611 | +79.74 | 16 | +6 | 7 | 12.8 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:49.928 | +80.06 | 1 | -10 | 13 | 13.0 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:51.128 | +81.26 | 2 | -10 | 2 | 21.5 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:52.888 | +83.02 | 11 | -2 | 14 | 11.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:53.133 | +83.26 | 8 | -6 | 14 | 13.2 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 4:19.339 | +109.47 | 6 | -9 | 5 | 13.9 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 4:20.755 | +110.88 | 14 | -2 | 10 | 12.1 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.600
It is chaos out there.
9.239
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 6-14-6-13-8.
12.744
Up goes Crooked Pete.
16.306
And it all goes wrong.
19.894
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 1-12-4-7-4.
24.033
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-1-2.
24.339
Slapper has it. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-2-1.
27.433
Pilot Light wins it. Career record: 0 wins from 29, average finish 7.2.
30.878
Absolute carnage.
35.078
Extraordinary scenes.
40.500
Stubbs takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Tube Sock | 1.594 | Radiator 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 4.400 | Slapper 2.489 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 5.683 | Slapper 1.255 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | Slapper | 7.989 | Sweaty Gerald 1.883 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 9.406 | Slapper 1.417 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Slapper | 10.878 | Wide Load 1.322 |
| The Pinball Table | Metal | Slapper | 12.067 | Slapper 1.189 |
| Collision Funnel | Metal | Slapper | 18.606 | Slapper 6.539 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 20.500 | Slapper 1.894 |
| Barrier Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 21.883 | Slapper 1.383 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 23.644 | Slapper 1.761 |
| Bounce Pads | Metal | Slapper | 24.811 | Slapper 1.167 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Slapper | 26.544 | Slapper 1.733 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Slapper | 27.339 | Slapper 0.795 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Beans | 7 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 11 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-5-5-6-8.
26.19
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-5-6-13-7.
46.01
Course preview
49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.
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