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Derby · Season 9 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.050 — 4 +3 20 10.8
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:19.675 +1.63 3 +1 23 10.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:33.033 +14.98 9 +6 42 10.5
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +7 35 11.1
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 +1 25 10.8
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 +1 24 10.7
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 20 10.7
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -7 13 10.5
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +4 23 11.2
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 14 +4 14 22.8
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -3 13 10.6
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -7 4 10.3
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +2 10 10.8
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 10 10.5
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -5 4 11.1
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 4 11.6
2.267
The Coaster is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
8.900
Gravy takes the lead.
13.258
That has come off.
17.700
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 10-5-4-12-4.
23.650
A new leader — Slapper. Career record: 129 wins from 268, average finish 3.3.
27.917
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
32.492
There goes a piece of Tube Sock.
40.050
Tube Sock is coming through. Recent finishes: 7-5-5-8-10.
45.192
It is coming apart now.
46.692
Gravy has put Tender Greg out.
55.108
Slapper is losing bits.
59.692
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-15-2.
1:04.808
Slapper is airborne!
1:10.083
The Coaster is airborne!
1:14.392
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:15.892
Radiator is out, and Refried Ron did it.
1:21.558
Up it goes.
1:26.108
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:36.950
Look at the state of it.
1:41.650
Absolute carnage.
1:49.225
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:53.517
Crooked Pete is in trouble.
1:55.492
The Coaster is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
2:00.050
Look at the state of it.
2:05.300
Crooked Pete goes to the front.
2:06.800
That is Second Sock taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:11.058
Extraordinary scenes.
2:18.025
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:23.225
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
2:24.725
Big Randy will not be back.
2:36.867
The Unit is losing bits.
2:41.408
Stopped, and in the way.
2:49.217
Last lap.
2:52.600
The Kidney will not be back.
3:15.050
Second Sock is coming to the flag.
3:18.050
It is Second Sock!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 26.642 Slapper 26.642
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 55.283 The Coaster 26.325
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:24.333 Big Randy 27.392
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:52.175 Second Sock 26.333
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 2:20.600 The Unit 26.208
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:49.217 Tube Sock 28.100
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:18.050 Second Sock 28.833
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 15 0/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 17 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 20 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
193 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-10-10-7-6.
124.01
1
Big Randy The Noodles
197 starts, 11 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 7-3-7-4-1.
12.18
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
205 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-1-1-4-5.
2.03
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
214 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-11-2-5-3.
2.95
5
Refried Ron The Beans
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 6-8-16-16-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 16-9-14-6-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
198 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 14-8-2-9-12.
38.74
4
Radiator Basement Heat
222 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-15-15-14-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
196 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-2-9-9-2.
29.18
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
205 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-14-13-4-9.
83.04
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
214 starts, 52 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 15-1-1-15-1.
14.63
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
212 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-1-3-9-7.
29.14
3
The Coaster The Pucks
199 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 11-5-13-13-4.
100.69
8
Slapper The Pucks
194 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-12-14-1-11.
181.29
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
197 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-9-3-10-10.
42.87

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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