Derby · Season 9 · Round 13
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:04.567 | — | 13 | +12 | 49 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:12.367 | +7.80 | 12 | +10 | 29 | 13.0 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:14.100 | +9.53 | 11 | +8 | 40 | 12.6 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:16.283 | +11.72 | 6 | +2 | 33 | 11.3 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:16.342 | +11.78 | 7 | +2 | 31 | 11.5 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.233 | +12.67 | 4 | -2 | 15 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:18.275 | +13.71 | 2 | -5 | 15 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:18.942 | +14.38 | 3 | -5 | 16 | 11.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 14 | 11.7 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 27 | 12.0 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 27 | 11.4 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -2 | 26 | 11.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 23 | 12.5 |
| — | Thick Rick RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -5 | 23 | 11.8 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 11.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 9 | 12.2 |
2.250
Up it goes.
6.558
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-4-6-4-4.
11.225
Up it goes.
15.558
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-12-8-16-7.
20.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
25.258
Big Randy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-10-5-4-12.
30.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
34.900
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 3-5-4-2-6.
37.933
Tender Greg will not be back.
42.250
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
46.550
Puck Yeah is going nowhere.
51.067
Wide Load is airborne!
55.517
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:00.050
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 4-8-7-6-7.
1:06.225
And it all goes wrong.
1:08.658
Radiator is out, and Big Randy did it.
1:12.958
And it all goes wrong.
1:17.250
Stubbs takes the lead.
1:22.283
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:27.250
A new leader — Stubbs.
1:36.200
That has come off.
1:45.683
That is a long way off the ground.
1:48.317
Custard has put Stubbs out.
1:54.192
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:58.442
And it all goes wrong.
2:02.825
Look at the state of it.
2:08.483
Up it goes.
2:11.917
Big Randy has put The Kidney out.
2:16.242
That was always going to happen.
2:18.717
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:22.558
Puck Yeah will not be back.
2:32.458
And it all goes wrong.
2:37.075
That is Big Randy taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:42.942
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:51.200
One to go.
2:59.750
That is a long way off the ground.
3:01.567
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:04.567
Wide Load takes it!
3:21.167
Stopped, and in the way.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 14.933 | Custard 14.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 29.225 | Custard 14.292 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 43.667 | Custard 14.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 1:01.483 | Stubbs 14.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Stubbs | 1:17.942 | Butter Bean 14.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Stubbs | 1:29.725 | Stubbs 11.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Butter Bean | 1:52.342 | Butter Bean 14.059 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 2:03.058 | The Lieutenant 12.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:20.400 | Wide Load 13.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:34.633 | Wide Load 14.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:51.200 | Old Gristle 15.759 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 3:04.567 | Wide Load 13.367 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 14 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 14 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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