Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 9 · Round 13

The Wall — Team Pack Race

The Board Track · The Wall · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:04.567 13 +12 49 12.5
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:12.367 +7.80 12 +10 29 13.0
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:14.100 +9.53 11 +8 40 12.6
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:16.283 +11.72 6 +2 33 11.3
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:16.342 +11.78 7 +2 31 11.5
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:17.233 +12.67 4 -2 15 11.0
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:18.275 +13.71 2 -5 15 11.2
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.942 +14.38 3 -5 16 11.6
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -8 14 11.7
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +6 27 12.0
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -6 27 11.4
Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 -2 26 11.5
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +1 23 12.5
Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 9 -5 23 11.8
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 13 11.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 9 12.2
2.250
Up it goes.
6.558
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-4-6-4-4.
11.225
Up it goes.
15.558
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-12-8-16-7.
20.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
25.258
Big Randy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-10-5-4-12.
30.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
34.900
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 3-5-4-2-6.
37.933
Tender Greg will not be back.
42.250
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
46.550
Puck Yeah is going nowhere.
51.067
Wide Load is airborne!
55.517
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:00.050
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 4-8-7-6-7.
1:06.225
And it all goes wrong.
1:08.658
Radiator is out, and Big Randy did it.
1:12.958
And it all goes wrong.
1:17.250
Stubbs takes the lead.
1:22.283
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:27.250
A new leader — Stubbs.
1:36.200
That has come off.
1:45.683
That is a long way off the ground.
1:48.317
Custard has put Stubbs out.
1:54.192
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:58.442
And it all goes wrong.
2:02.825
Look at the state of it.
2:08.483
Up it goes.
2:11.917
Big Randy has put The Kidney out.
2:16.242
That was always going to happen.
2:18.717
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:22.558
Puck Yeah will not be back.
2:32.458
And it all goes wrong.
2:37.075
That is Big Randy taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:42.942
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:51.200
One to go.
2:59.750
That is a long way off the ground.
3:01.567
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:04.567
Wide Load takes it!
3:21.167
Stopped, and in the way.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Boards Custard 14.933 Custard 14.933
Smooth Descent Boards Custard 29.225 Custard 14.292
Smooth Descent Boards Custard 43.667 Custard 14.442
Smooth Descent Boards Custard 1:01.483 Stubbs 14.375
Smooth Descent Boards Stubbs 1:17.942 Butter Bean 14.050
Smooth Descent Boards Stubbs 1:29.725 Stubbs 11.783
Smooth Descent Boards Butter Bean 1:52.342 Butter Bean 14.059
Smooth Descent Boards Custard 2:03.058 The Lieutenant 12.925
Smooth Descent Boards Wide Load 2:20.400 Wide Load 13.400
Smooth Descent Boards Wide Load 2:34.633 Wide Load 14.233
Smooth Descent Boards Wide Load 2:51.200 Old Gristle 15.759
Smooth Descent Boards Wide Load 3:04.567 Wide Load 13.367
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 15 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
194 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-6-10-10-7.
79.68
1
Big Randy The Noodles
197 starts, 11 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 7-3-7-4-1.
15.19
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
201 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-5-1-2-2.
3.11
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
215 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-3-11-2-5.
4.39
6
The Kidney The Beans
199 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 15-16-9-14-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
202 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-13-4-2-6.
40.47
1
The Unit Basement Heat
198 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 14-8-2-9-12.
27.85
4
Radiator Basement Heat
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-16-15-15-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
197 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-14-2-9-9.
46.61
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
200 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-12-12-5-12.
63.32
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
202 starts, 44 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 9-2-1-3-16.
8.88
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
214 starts, 52 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 15-1-1-15-1.
8.39
4
Wide Load The Pucks
213 starts, 41 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-1-13-3-1.
5.95
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
197 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 11-11-14-13-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
198 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-5-9-3-10.
86.06

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°

A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.

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