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Derby · Season 9 · Round 18

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win

Floppy Joe took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Long John finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:10.733 — 1 0 6 9.3
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:11.075 +0.34 2 0 8 9.6
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.417 +1.68 3 0 6 9.2
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.542 +1.81 4 0 10 9.3
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:13.700 +2.97 11 +6 32 10.6
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:14.058 +3.33 16 +10 22 10.3
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:17.692 +6.96 14 +7 31 10.5
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:18.942 +8.21 13 +5 28 11.2
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:20.292 +9.56 6 -3 19 9.4
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:21.567 +10.83 12 +2 30 10.8
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:21.717 +10.98 8 -3 10 9.3
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:27.508 +16.78 9 -3 28 10.2
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:29.925 +19.19 5 -8 18 9.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 13 9.5
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -5 26 12.1
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 10.1
3.375
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-5-8-4-5.
9.800
Yolk leaves something behind.
14.225
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
20.050
Slapper is on the move. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-2-1.
24.333
Yolk leaves something behind.
35.558
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-5-8-7-4.
40.050
Long John is coming through. Recent finishes: 12-4-3-5-4.
45.433
The Coaster is losing bits.
49.717
There is nothing left of it.
56.075
Up it goes.
1:00.417
Floppy Joe is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-4-3-6-14.
1:06.450
That has come off.
1:10.967
That has come off.
1:16.033
Radiator is losing bits.
1:21.542
Look at the state of it.
1:27.192
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:33.275
And it all goes wrong.
1:39.717
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:45.258
That was always going to happen.
1:50.050
Floppy Joe is on the move.
1:54.258
And it all goes wrong.
1:55.758
Yolk is out, and Radiator did it.
2:00.050
Squish is coming through.
2:04.300
Up it goes.
2:06.117
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:10.867
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
2:18.650
That has come off.
2:24.233
That is a long way off the ground.
2:28.900
That has come off.
2:30.400
Gravy has put Radiator out.
2:34.658
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:39.908
And it all goes wrong.
2:49.425
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
2:56.683
That has come off.
3:02.867
Extraordinary scenes.
3:07.733
Floppy Joe has it.
3:09.233
Right on the line.
3:10.733
Floppy Joe takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 21.050 The Lieutenant 21.050
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 45.417 Long John 22.383
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:08.692 The Lieutenant 22.975
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:32.817 Yolk 23.025
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:57.917 Squish 20.516
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:22.183 Floppy Joe 23.316
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 2:46.733 Slapper 21.659
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 3:10.733 Second Sock 22.975
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 15 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 22 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 27 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
204 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-14-1-15-4.
122.34
7
Long John The Noodles
212 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-5-15-4-2.
10.89
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
217 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-5-3-11.
2.57
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
205 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-1-1-4-5.
2.19
6
The Kidney The Beans
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 6-11-15-16-9.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 5-5-13-12-5.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-16-16-16-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
198 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-5-10-11-6.
116.71
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
201 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-5-7-11-14.
60.13
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
202 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-7-7-12-15.
162.14
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
206 starts, 45 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-4-1-6-9.
7.93
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
217 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-4-5-5-16.
78.46
8
Slapper The Pucks
196 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-7-11-12-14.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
205 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-1-10-6-4.
67.69
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 15-16-15-15-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
204 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 13-13-12-13-10.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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