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Derby · Season 9 · Round 19

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:49.600 — 13 +12 17 10.7
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:53.242 +3.64 11 +9 15 11.0
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:02.017 +12.42 10 +7 22 11.0
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:03.850 +14.25 14 +10 27 10.8
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:05.700 +16.10 12 +7 18 11.1
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:15.775 +26.18 9 +3 30 10.8
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -3 10 9.4
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -5 15 9.3
— Radiator RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 12 10.0
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -9 8 9.4
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -6 13 9.6
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -6 11 9.9
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -6 15 9.8
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -12 13 9.3
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 12 9.9
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 10 9.8
3.000
Tender Greg takes the lead.
8.675
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-1-4-5-11.
13.250
Yolk takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 278, average finish 5.6.
18.108
That has come off.
26.467
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
32.717
That has come off.
39.200
Up it goes.
44.075
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
48.483
Old Gristle is airborne!
53.583
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:00.083
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 4-8-5-8-4.
1:05.350
Absolute carnage.
1:10.325
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-5-3-1-3.
1:15.192
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 8-5-4-3-6.
1:20.742
Look at the state of it.
1:22.242
Tender Greg has put Yolk out.
1:29.400
Stubbs has put Tender Greg out.
1:34.083
Radiator is losing bits.
1:38.767
That is a long way off the ground.
1:44.075
That has come off.
1:51.983
Up it goes.
1:57.000
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:01.642
Up it goes.
2:07.483
And it all goes wrong.
2:11.850
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:18.458
Slapper is losing bits.
2:27.950
A new leader — Old Gristle.
2:34.300
Absolute carnage.
2:35.800
One to go.
2:41.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:46.600
Slapper is coming to the flag.
2:49.600
Slapper takes it!
2:54.417
They will not want to see that again.
2:58.617
That has come off.
3:03.383
Floppy Joe will not take much more.
3:10.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:14.042
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
3:21.383
Radiator will not take much more.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 18.842 Slapper 18.842
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 33.417 Old Gristle 14.509
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 50.817 Slapper 14.675
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:06.300 Slapper 15.483
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:23.633 Slapper 17.333
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:41.492 Gravy 15.250
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 1:57.808 Old Gristle 16.141
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 2:18.167 Thick Rick 16.600
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 2:34.675 Old Gristle 16.508
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:49.600 Slapper 14.525
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 15 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 22 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
212 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-5-15-4-2.
17.94
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
204 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-14-1-15-4.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
217 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-5-3-11.
3.45
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
206 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-2-9-3-3.
3.06
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 5-5-13-12-5.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 9-6-11-15-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
199 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-14-8-2-9.
59.69
4
Radiator Basement Heat
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-16-16-16-13.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
204 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 10-8-2-10-6.
20.05
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
201 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-5-7-11-14.
16.96
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
214 starts, 52 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 15-1-1-15-1.
5.23
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
218 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-15-4-5-5.
18.06
8
Slapper The Pucks
197 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-13-7-11-12.
65.63
3
The Coaster The Pucks
205 starts, 20 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-1-10-6-4.
14.52
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 15-16-15-15-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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