Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 9 · Round 21

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Tube Sock finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:41.300 14 +13 41 11.6
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.642 +2.34 3 +1 16 10.7
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.217 +4.92 4 +1 14 10.5
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:47.758 +6.46 9 +5 43 12.0
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:55.392 +14.09 10 +5 33 11.2
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:57.892 +16.59 12 +6 49 11.7
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:59.967 +18.67 5 -2 23 10.5
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:04.042 +22.74 8 0 33 10.5
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +4 36 12.3
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 +1 36 11.2
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -4 27 10.2
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -11 13 10.3
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +2 25 11.0
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -8 27 10.6
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -13 13 10.5
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 11.0
2.208
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-7-5-8-7.
7.617
You do not see that every day.
12.408
Lil Nugget is airborne!
18.400
There goes a piece of Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 10-6-14-6-14.
25.600
A new leader — Chunk.
29.908
Extraordinary scenes.
35.975
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 3-3-4-3-3.
40.458
Up it goes.
46.650
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-8-5.
57.075
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-8-5.
1:04.925
Extraordinary scenes.
1:09.208
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:14.408
That is a long way off the ground.
1:20.425
That is Floppy Joe taking Yolk with them.
1:25.050
Chunk takes the lead.
1:30.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:34.792
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:40.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
1:46.133
Chunk is airborne!
1:51.592
Absolute carnage.
1:59.892
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:04.300
It is coming apart now.
2:08.842
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:17.992
They will not want to see that again.
2:22.242
That has come off.
2:27.608
There is nothing left of it.
2:34.200
That has come off.
2:39.483
There is nothing left of it.
2:40.983
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:46.342
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
2:50.900
Extraordinary scenes.
2:56.792
Wide Load is airborne!
3:06.900
Squish is out, and Second Sock did it.
3:08.400
Tube Sock has put Floppy Joe out.
3:09.900
That is Butter Bean taking The Kidney with them.
3:14.967
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
3:16.467
One to go.
3:26.742
That is a long way off the ground.
3:31.917
Chunk will not be back.
3:37.633
Up it goes.
3:38.300
Here comes Wide Load.
3:41.300
Wide Load takes it!
3:42.800
Puck Yeah is out.
3:47.367
Crawlspace is in trouble.
3:51.667
Crawlspace is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 16.608 Puck Yeah 16.608
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 33.208 Chunk 14.708
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 52.200 Squish 17.275
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:11.242 Puck Yeah 18.117
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:28.942 Chunk 16.725
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:47.600 Lil Nugget 16.567
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:08.325 Wide Load 16.483
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:27.692 Squish 17.458
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:45.217 Lil Nugget 17.300
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:59.692 Chunk 14.475
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:16.342 Puck Yeah 15.617
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:41.300 Wide Load 15.942
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 10 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 27 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
204 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-14-1-15-4.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
199 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-8-16-9-14.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
206 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-1-1-1-4.
2.78
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
219 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 6-1-3-2-5.
3.51
22
Butter Bean The Beans
208 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-7-7-11-4.
77.87
6
The Kidney The Beans
204 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 11-5-9-6-11.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-11-5-10-11.
183.66
1
The Unit Basement Heat
201 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-6-11-14-8.
58.57
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
202 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-7-7-12-15.
136.66
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
203 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 14-3-6-5-7.
50.68
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
177 starts, 5 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 5-15-8-10-13.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
208 starts, 46 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-3-4-1.
4.03
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
198 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-11-11-14-13.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
218 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-8-1-2-7.
5.70
2
Squish The Soft Boys
205 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 13-13-13-12-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 15-16-15-15-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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