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Derby · Season 9 · Round 22

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Unit finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.183 — 3 +2 19 10.8
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:19.408 +4.23 8 +6 34 11.1
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:20.750 +5.57 6 +3 39 10.3
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 +1 23 11.1
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -1 18 10.3
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +3 29 11.9
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -6 13 10.6
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +7 20 11.1
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +1 25 11.8
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 13 10.7
— Chunk RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 0 16 11.7
— Puck Yeah RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +2 15 11.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +3 11 10.9
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -1 18 11.2
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -13 2 10.3
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 3 11.4
2.275
That was always going to happen.
7.800
A new leader — The Lieutenant. Career record: 67 wins from 275, average finish 3.7.
13.117
Up it goes.
17.458
Oh, that is a big one.
22.467
Oh, that is a big one.
27.292
There goes a piece of The Heel.
33.425
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
40.050
You do not see that every day.
44.858
That has come off. Recent finishes: 5-8-12-7-6.
50.050
Second Sock is on the move. Recent finishes: 6-5-7-10-7.
54.550
Second Sock goes to the front. Career record: 1 wins from 272, average finish 7.3.
59.175
Honey Mustard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-3-3-1-3.
1:05.450
A new leader — The Heel.
1:10.050
Look at Butter Bean go.
1:11.550
That is Floppy Joe taking Yolk with them.
1:14.675
Slapper is out, and Crawlspace did it.
1:20.050
Lil Nugget is on the move.
1:24.508
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:29.592
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:34.233
Chunk is going nowhere.
1:41.450
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:46.883
The Unit is losing bits.
1:52.625
Stripped to the shell.
1:55.300
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:57.533
And that is Squish finished.
2:04.800
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:07.258
Lil Nugget will not be back.
2:12.333
Sweaty Gerald has nothing left on it.
2:18.575
Absolute carnage.
2:25.742
There goes a piece of Butter Bean.
2:32.942
It is coming apart now.
2:34.442
And that is The Heel finished.
2:38.842
That is Puck Yeah taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:46.558
This is the last of it.
3:12.183
Second Sock has it.
3:15.183
It is Second Sock!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 27.492 The Heel 27.492
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 54.825 Second Sock 26.500
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:22.158 The Heel 27.066
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:50.683 Honey Mustard 27.050
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:18.683 Sweaty Gerald 26.700
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:46.558 Second Sock 27.658
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:15.183 The Unit 26.816
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 7 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 12 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 21 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
205 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 15-12-14-1-15.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
212 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-5-15-4-2.
7.33
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
219 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 6-1-3-2-5.
1.77
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
188 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-8-3-13-1.
8.15
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
199 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 16-5-5-13-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
209 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-4-7-7-11.
41.25
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
199 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-11-5-10-11.
71.32
1
The Unit Basement Heat
202 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-5-6-11-14.
21.10
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
203 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-8-7-7-12.
95.57
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
210 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 15-6-9-6-9.
59.94
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
177 starts, 5 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 5-15-8-10-13.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
209 starts, 46 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-3-1-3-4.
5.46
8
Slapper The Pucks
198 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-15-13-7-11.
168.54
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
199 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 11-13-11-11-14.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
205 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 13-13-13-12-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 15-16-15-15-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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