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Derby · Season 9 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.875 — 12 +11 33 10.8
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:41.617 +2.74 4 +2 4 9.8
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.000 +6.13 3 0 6 9.8
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 3:49.992 +11.12 14 +10 30 10.7
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:51.825 +12.95 11 +6 39 11.2
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:56.317 +17.44 8 +2 21 9.9
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:02.183 +23.31 7 0 18 9.7
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:16.717 +37.84 2 -6 4 9.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 30 10.4
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 11 10.5
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.1
— Sweaty Gerald FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 3.6
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
Long John has left.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 83 non-finishes in 290 career starts.
12.675
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-14-1-1-1.
17.517
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-16-4-2-2.
22.242
Tender Greg is losing bits.
28.692
There is nothing left of it. That is 111 non-finishes in 267 career starts.
34.192
There is nothing left of it.
40.050
Look at Crooked Pete go.
44.658
Squish leaves something behind.
50.475
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
55.058
Chunk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-16-4-2-2.
1:02.542
And it all goes wrong.
1:06.175
Second Sock has put Tender Greg out.
1:22.342
That has come off.
1:35.033
That is a long way off the ground.
1:40.067
Oh, that is a big one.
1:50.375
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:54.642
Honey Mustard has stalled.
1:59.983
That is a long way off the ground.
2:04.975
That has come off.
2:19.058
There goes a piece of Chunk.
2:23.600
Up it goes.
2:38.100
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:45.192
That has come off.
2:54.825
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:00.017
Stopped, and in the way.
3:13.517
That has come off.
3:19.708
One to go.
3:24.775
Up it goes.
3:30.292
Squish has nothing left on it.
3:35.608
Stripped to the shell.
3:35.875
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:38.875
It is The Lieutenant!
3:44.975
Squish is out, and Second Sock did it.
3:50.975
Chunk will not take much more.
4:00.933
Butter Bean has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 15.950 The Lieutenant 15.950
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 31.192 The Lieutenant 15.242
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 51.800 Chunk 16.491
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:11.917 The Heel 18.783
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:30.108 The Heel 18.142
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:50.275 Second Sock 18.383
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:08.525 Chunk 17.575
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:23.850 The Lieutenant 15.325
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:41.992 The Lieutenant 18.142
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:01.642 Crooked Pete 18.200
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:19.708 The Lieutenant 18.066
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:38.875 Puck Yeah 15.892
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
213 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-7-5-15-4.
25.27
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
200 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-9-8-16-9.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
221 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-6-6-1-3.
2.33
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
188 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-8-3-13-1.
7.94
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
200 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-16-5-5-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
211 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-11-13-4-7.
109.46
1
The Unit Basement Heat
204 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-12-7-5-6.
47.02
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
200 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-14-11-5-10.
85.65
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
205 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-9-14-8-7.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
210 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 15-6-9-6-9.
196.76
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
177 starts, 5 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 5-15-8-10-13.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
210 starts, 46 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-5-3-1-3.
3.19
4
Wide Load The Pucks
218 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-8-1-2-7.
5.91
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
201 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 16-15-11-13-11.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
207 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 15-7-13-13-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-10-16-13-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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