Derby · Season 9 · Round 26
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win
Second Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:16.908 | — | 3 | +2 | 16 | 10.7 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:19.025 | +2.12 | 4 | +2 | 12 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:21.975 | +5.07 | 2 | -1 | 10 | 10.4 |
| 4 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:23.008 | +6.10 | 14 | +10 | 45 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:24.400 | +7.49 | 1 | -4 | 9 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:24.475 | +7.57 | 12 | +6 | 39 | 12.3 |
| 7 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:26.917 | +10.01 | 11 | +4 | 33 | 11.8 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:30.858 | +13.95 | 6 | -2 | 13 | 11.3 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:31.625 | +14.72 | 8 | -1 | 30 | 10.5 |
| 10 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:32.500 | +15.59 | 7 | -3 | 23 | 10.8 |
| 11 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:36.967 | +20.06 | 9 | -2 | 41 | 11.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 23 | 11.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -3 | 28 | 11.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 14 | 10.0 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 23 | 11.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.3 |
3.400
A new leader — Squish.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 6-4-2-4-7.
16.925
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-3-3-6-8.
23.875
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-3-2-4-6.
28.492
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-2-1-1-1.
33.867
That was always going to happen.
38.367
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
43.825
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-4-2-4-7.
49.000
The Unit is airborne!
53.617
Yolk is losing bits.
57.942
And it all goes wrong.
1:05.408
That has come off.
1:10.050
It is unravelling for Honey Mustard.
1:15.000
That is a long way off the ground.
1:21.017
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:26.692
Look at the state of it.
1:32.383
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:33.883
Crawlspace has put Yolk out.
1:38.425
Up it goes.
1:44.575
Oh, that is a big one.
1:50.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:55.150
That is a long way off the ground.
1:56.908
Squish is out.
2:07.175
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:13.667
That is real damage.
2:18.717
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:20.217
Long John has put Honey Mustard out.
2:24.917
That is a long way off the ground.
2:29.708
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:34.492
The Heel leaves something behind.
2:35.992
Puck Yeah is out, and Old Gristle did it.
2:41.208
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:50.050
Wide Load is on the move.
2:54.883
Absolute carnage.
2:56.383
Last lap.
3:05.008
That has come off.
3:13.908
Second Sock has it.
3:15.192
That has come off.
3:16.908
Second Sock takes it!
3:24.300
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
3:30.800
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 20.642 | Squish 20.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 43.242 | Old Gristle 21.059 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:04.625 | Old Gristle 21.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:25.108 | Wide Load 20.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:48.283 | Puck Yeah 20.025 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:12.942 | Wide Load 20.842 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:33.500 | The Heel 20.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:55.067 | Wide Load 20.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 3:16.908 | Floppy Joe 20.725 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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