Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 9 · Round 28

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win

Big Randy took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Crooked Pete finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:08.808 1 0 6 9.1
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:10.642 +1.83 2 0 9 9.3
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:11.283 +2.48 3 0 7 9.5
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:13.292 +4.48 14 +10 29 10.3
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.675 +4.87 4 -1 11 8.9
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:13.742 +4.93 15 +9 29 9.9
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:20.850 +12.04 6 -1 20 9.7
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:22.050 +13.24 12 +4 38 10.2
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:22.250 +13.44 10 +1 38 10.5
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:24.150 +15.34 11 +1 35 10.8
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:24.325 +15.52 8 -3 15 9.8
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:25.317 +16.51 7 -5 23 9.5
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:26.283 +17.48 9 -4 41 10.6
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -1 27 10.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 12 9.9
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -11 13 9.8
5.875
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 7-14-6-11-5.
10.900
Up it goes.
16.975
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
23.142
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
30.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
36.050
There is nothing left of it.
41.192
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-2-1-15-4.
47.608
There goes a piece of Custard. Recent finishes: 4-4-2-4-5.
52.850
There goes a piece of Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 6-4-8-10-7.
59.625
There goes a piece of Big Randy. Recent finishes: 5-7-3-14-8.
1:03.908
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:09.775
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:14.725
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:23.225
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:27.617
Up it goes.
1:34.967
There is nothing protecting Tender Greg now.
1:39.483
That is real damage.
1:41.817
Refried Ron is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
1:47.550
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:49.050
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:55.192
They will not want to see that again.
2:07.317
And it all goes wrong.
2:16.108
And it all goes wrong.
2:20.333
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:25.367
Look at the state of it.
2:29.625
Absolute carnage.
2:36.183
That has come off.
2:37.683
The Lieutenant has put Puck Yeah out.
2:42.583
You do not see that every day.
2:46.142
Last lap.
2:50.833
Up it goes.
2:59.100
That has come off.
3:05.808
Here comes Big Randy.
3:08.175
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
3:09.675
Big Randy takes it!
3:15.383
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:24.158
There is nothing left of it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 23.142 Custard 23.142
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 47.667 Lil Nugget 22.591
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 1:11.350 Wide Load 21.433
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 1:35.500 The Heel 22.925
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 1:58.617 Wide Load 21.775
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:22.275 Wide Load 22.500
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:46.142 The Heel 23.025
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 3:08.808 Crooked Pete 22.484
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 18 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 22 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
206 starts, 12 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 5-7-7-4-4.
11.11
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
201 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-8-9-8-16.
115.23
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
188 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-8-3-13-1.
7.11
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
224 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-8-3-2-6.
2.70
5
Refried Ron The Beans
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-14-12-11-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
212 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-6-11-13-4.
104.87
1
The Unit Basement Heat
205 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 13-11-12-7-5.
89.44
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
203 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-11-10-9-14.
143.44
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
209 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-1-5-12.
44.95
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
207 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-15-10-9-14.
138.88
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
219 starts, 54 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-2-1-2-4.
7.05
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
212 starts, 46 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-2-3-5-3.
6.52
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
202 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 15-16-15-11-13.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
219 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-1-8-1-2.
6.20
21
Custard The Soft Boys
205 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-10-14-12-10.
63.21
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 14-15-16-10-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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