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Derby · Season 9 · Round 29

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:57.200 — 13 +12 17 11.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:59.233 +2.03 12 +10 14 10.8
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:05.800 +8.60 9 +6 23 10.7
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:15.525 +18.33 15 +11 22 10.2
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:18.317 +21.12 11 +6 24 11.1
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:20.475 +23.28 10 +4 28 10.9
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.125 +32.93 4 -3 15 9.3
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:30.517 +33.32 1 -7 11 9.2
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:31.933 +34.73 8 -1 19 10.1
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:33.925 +36.73 3 -7 10 9.3
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:34.100 +36.90 7 -4 24 9.7
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:34.267 +37.07 6 -6 12 10.0
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:36.025 +38.83 5 -8 16 10.1
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 20 11.5
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -13 13 9.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 10.7
3.000
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 2-2-5-1-1.
9.242
That has come off.
17.183
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-7-9-4-4.
28.467
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 6-3-3-9-8.
33.017
Oh, that is a big one.
40.050
Long John is coming through.
49.492
Up it goes.
54.158
The Heel leaves something behind.
58.733
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 7-4-4-2-4.
1:05.133
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:09.333
Tender Greg is airborne! Recent finishes: 4-7-9-4-4.
1:15.167
Up it goes.
1:19.575
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:25.392
And it all goes wrong.
1:29.625
Stubbs is airborne!
1:33.867
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
1:38.167
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
1:45.192
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:50.217
There is nothing left of it.
1:54.717
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
2:03.542
Absolute carnage.
2:05.042
Tender Greg will not be back.
2:09.400
Lil Nugget goes to the front.
2:13.817
Chunk is losing bits.
2:19.000
Extraordinary scenes.
2:24.283
Stripped to the shell.
2:31.708
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:35.408
Last lap.
2:39.683
The Heel leaves something behind.
2:44.383
Slapper is airborne!
2:50.358
You do not see that every day.
2:52.175
The Unit has put Puck Yeah out.
2:54.200
Slapper has it.
2:57.200
Slapper takes it!
3:12.658
The Heel leaves something behind.
3:22.058
And that is Crooked Pete finished.
3:35.908
Look at the state of it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 16.200 Chunk 16.200
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 32.067 Chunk 15.867
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 48.975 Puck Yeah 15.991
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 1:06.700 Slapper 16.150
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 1:23.508 Lil Nugget 15.958
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 1:39.642 Chunk 16.134
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 2:02.625 Lil Nugget 18.692
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 2:21.067 Puck Yeah 15.034
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 2:35.408 Puck Yeah 14.341
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:57.200 Slapper 15.450
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
217 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 6-10-2-4-4.
13.98
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
202 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-11-8-9-8.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
188 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-8-3-13-1.
10.63
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
211 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-4-6-4-4.
2.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
203 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 11-9-11-13-16.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
213 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-10-6-11-13.
67.07
1
The Unit Basement Heat
206 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-13-11-12-7.
56.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
204 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-9-11-10-9.
104.26
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
208 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 4-2-15-10-9.
43.73
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
209 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-1-5-12.
11.97
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
213 starts, 46 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-5-2-3-5.
2.42
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
179 starts, 5 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10-12-5-15-8.
152.90
8
Slapper The Pucks
201 starts, 22 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-8-8-10-15.
25.87
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
203 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 9-15-16-15-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
205 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-10-14-12-10.
72.72
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 14-15-16-10-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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