Derby · Season 9 · Round 31
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:41.808 | — | 14 | +13 | 33 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:48.058 | +6.25 | 11 | +9 | 31 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:49.092 | +7.28 | 1 | -2 | 23 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:49.933 | +8.13 | 3 | -1 | 18 | 10.3 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:52.267 | +10.46 | 9 | +4 | 46 | 12.1 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:55.117 | +13.31 | 10 | +4 | 47 | 11.7 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -3 | 20 | 10.4 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -1 | 28 | 10.5 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -4 | 18 | 10.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +1 | 23 | 11.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 24 | 11.9 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 22 | 11.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 12 | 10.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 10.6 |
2.250
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 3 wins from 274, average finish 5.8.
6.700
Radiator takes the lead.
10.958
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-7-6-5-7.
16.492
Tender Greg leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-4-7-9-4.
21.650
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
27.208
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-4-7-9-4.
31.458
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 8-1-2-14-1.
37.483
That has come off.
42.875
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
48.275
That is a long way off the ground.
51.683
Tender Greg is out, and The Kidney did it.
57.925
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:02.567
They will not want to see that again.
1:08.167
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:12.517
That has come off.
1:17.192
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:23.825
Absolute carnage.
1:28.958
And it all goes wrong.
1:35.858
Extraordinary scenes.
1:41.300
Radiator is out, and Chunk did it.
1:47.017
That is a long way off the ground.
1:51.583
That is real damage.
1:56.592
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:00.308
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:02.425
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:08.583
Puck Yeah is airborne!
2:14.108
You do not see that every day.
2:15.975
That is Wide Load taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:21.258
Oh, that is a big one.
2:26.442
Long John leaves something behind.
2:31.108
Oh, that is a big one.
2:34.550
That is Long John taking Chunk with them.
2:39.267
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:41.825
And that is Crooked Pete finished.
2:49.025
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:53.950
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:55.775
The Kidney will not be back.
3:00.300
They felt that in the back row.
3:03.667
Crawlspace is out.
3:08.917
The Heel is out, and Old Gristle did it.
3:15.875
Stubbs is airborne!
3:21.250
This is the last of it.
3:38.808
Here comes Wide Load.
3:39.250
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:41.808
Wide Load takes it!
3:49.042
Long John leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Radiator | 17.117 | Radiator 17.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 34.642 | Squish 17.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 53.792 | Wide Load 14.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:07.925 | Wide Load 14.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:30.175 | Puck Yeah 14.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:47.175 | Puck Yeah 16.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:04.625 | Wide Load 17.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:24.567 | The Heel 18.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:42.817 | Old Gristle 17.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:01.467 | Honey Mustard 17.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:21.250 | Honey Mustard 18.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:41.808 | Honey Mustard 17.742 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 11 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 13 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-15-16-10.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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