Derby · Season 9 · Round 36
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Crooked Pete finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:19.225 | — | 3 | +2 | 14 | 10.7 |
| 2 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:19.725 | +0.50 | 1 | -1 | 10 | 10.7 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:20.058 | +0.83 | 4 | +1 | 9 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:20.258 | +1.03 | 2 | -2 | 12 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:29.192 | +9.97 | 12 | +7 | 34 | 11.9 |
| 6 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:31.183 | +11.96 | 11 | +5 | 47 | 12.0 |
| 7 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:32.200 | +12.98 | 9 | +2 | 43 | 11.8 |
| 8 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:33.900 | +14.68 | 10 | +2 | 31 | 11.2 |
| 9 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:35.417 | +16.19 | 5 | -4 | 22 | 10.8 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +5 | 24 | 11.9 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -3 | 25 | 11.3 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 33 | 13.2 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 12 | 10.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 16 | 11.5 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 11 | 10.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 11.2 |
3.075
There goes a piece of Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 14-5-8-14-7.
10.050
Look at Yolk go. Recent finishes: 4-4-2-4-4.
14.583
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-1-8.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go. Recent finishes: 1-8-1-2-1.
25.000
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-1-2-2-1.
30.050
Custard is coming through.
35.083
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
39.333
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
44.125
Up it goes.
49.983
That is a long way off the ground.
55.350
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:00.050
Crawlspace is losing places.
1:07.458
Damp Kevin has put Yolk out.
1:12.042
Stripped to the shell.
1:16.658
That is a long way off the ground.
1:21.425
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:24.383
Pilot Light is out.
1:28.583
The Coaster is losing bits.
1:33.425
The Kidney is losing bits.
1:37.867
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:43.133
Absolute carnage.
1:46.408
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:54.258
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:00.050
The Lieutenant is losing places.
2:03.900
Refried Ron is out, and The Kidney did it.
2:08.483
Up it goes.
2:13.600
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
2:22.067
They will not want to see that again.
2:26.300
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:28.142
Tube Sock has put The Coaster out.
2:33.633
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
2:41.742
That has come off.
2:46.150
Damp Kevin takes the lead.
2:56.008
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:57.508
Last lap.
3:06.042
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
3:09.825
That is Tube Sock taking Custard with them.
3:16.108
That is a long way off the ground.
3:16.225
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:19.225
It is Damp Kevin!
3:21.917
Crawlspace is out, and The Kidney did it.
3:30.050
Stubbs is on the move.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 19.867 | Yolk 19.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 42.275 | Old Gristle 20.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:05.808 | The Lieutenant 21.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:27.275 | The Lieutenant 21.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:49.975 | Honey Mustard 21.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:13.167 | Custard 20.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 2:34.867 | Long John 21.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Long John | 2:57.325 | Stubbs 19.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:19.225 | Tube Sock 21.658 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 6 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-14-14-15-10.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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