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Derby · Season 9 · Round 40

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Custard finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.458 — 11 +10 38 12.5
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.683 +8.23 16 +14 29 11.8
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:45.258 +13.80 10 +7 47 12.1
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.475 +14.02 12 +8 32 12.4
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:46.150 +14.69 2 -3 16 10.6
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.575 +16.12 4 -2 20 10.5
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:48.717 +17.26 14 +7 33 12.2
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:55.150 +23.69 6 -2 22 10.6
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 4:02.492 +31.03 9 0 34 11.3
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -7 17 11.0
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -4 22 10.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +1 18 12.0
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -12 13 10.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 13 10.3
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 12 9.9
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 11.4
3.858
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-2-2.
8.108
Oh, that is a big one.
13.175
That has come off.
17.608
Crawlspace is losing bits.
24.892
That has come off. Recent finishes: 5-13-6-4-5.
30.050
It is unravelling for Gravy.
38.417
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 13-4-1-4-4.
43.275
Yolk will not take much more.
45.850
Yolk is out. Recent finishes: 13-4-1-4-4.
50.050
They felt that in the back row.
54.850
Gravy takes the lead.
1:00.050
Absolute carnage.
1:04.758
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:10.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:16.600
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-2-2.
1:22.475
Look at the state of it.
1:30.050
There is nothing left of it.
1:35.267
Up it goes.
1:36.767
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:38.267
Radiator is out, and Crawlspace did it.
1:44.458
That is real damage.
1:50.200
That has come off.
1:56.700
It is coming apart now.
1:59.017
Floppy Joe is out, and Wide Load did it.
2:01.858
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
2:07.042
That has come off.
2:11.342
Custard is airborne!
2:18.425
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:25.758
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:30.050
Long John is on the move.
2:42.642
The Heel will not take much more.
2:47.325
That is a long way off the ground.
2:52.358
They felt that in the back row.
3:00.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
3:04.767
Up it goes.
3:07.783
One to go.
3:12.133
That is Thick Rick taking The Heel with them.
3:18.033
That is real damage.
3:20.500
Gravy has put Crawlspace out.
3:28.458
Here comes Gravy.
3:28.875
Up it goes.
3:31.458
It is Gravy!
3:38.192
Wide Load is losing bits.
3:50.283
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 21.925 Custard 21.925
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 46.075 Thick Rick 20.067
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:10.617 Gravy 21.559
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:33.933 Puck Yeah 20.141
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:54.058 Gravy 20.125
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:18.233 The Heel 24.083
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:42.150 Wide Load 22.841
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:07.783 Stubbs 21.075
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 16 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 18 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 19 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
214 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-9-7-12-14.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
226 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 1-3-8-5-3.
9.66
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
198 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-7-9-10-3.
17.60
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
231 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-3-1-5-3.
2.86
5
Refried Ron The Beans
217 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 8-14-11-16-14.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
218 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-7-6-16-3.
93.33
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
213 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-8-9-11-11.
131.38
4
Radiator Basement Heat
238 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-15-12-13-9.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
214 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-6-6-13-7.
19.98
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
211 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-5-3-12.
22.56
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
225 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-10-7-13-2.
40.78
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
225 starts, 56 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-1-10-6-9.
3.36
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
210 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 12-14-14-12-15.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
229 starts, 47 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-1-16-4-1.
5.64
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-14-15-13-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
209 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-5-4-6-6.
79.25

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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