Derby · Season 9 · Round 41
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:31.608 | — | 14 | +13 | 29 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:38.425 | +6.82 | 12 | +10 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:40.442 | +8.83 | 11 | +8 | 37 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:43.117 | +11.51 | 10 | +6 | 38 | 11.6 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:45.108 | +13.50 | 4 | -1 | 21 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:45.675 | +14.07 | 15 | +9 | 36 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.817 | +16.21 | 3 | -4 | 15 | 10.3 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:49.125 | +17.52 | 1 | -7 | 18 | 10.6 |
| 9 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:49.975 | +18.37 | 9 | 0 | 25 | 11.5 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:56.817 | +25.21 | 8 | -2 | 26 | 10.7 |
| 11 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:04.533 | +32.93 | 5 | -6 | 38 | 10.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 19 | 11.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 27 | 10.7 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 10.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 11.1 |
2.433
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 4-13-4-1-4.
7.892
They will not want to see that again.
12.392
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 6-3-3-2-6.
16.842
There is nothing left of it.
21.600
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-9-7-5-11.
26.842
Radiator leaves something behind.
32.642
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 6-3-3-2-6.
38.975
Old Gristle is airborne! Recent finishes: 5-2-4-1-2.
43.575
Absolute carnage.
48.933
There goes a piece of Radiator.
54.492
Yolk is in trouble.
59.308
Radiator is losing bits.
1:04.283
Up it goes.
1:10.000
That was always going to happen.
1:15.708
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
1:17.808
That is Stubbs taking Yolk with them.
1:23.217
That has come off.
1:28.775
Radiator has nothing left on it.
1:33.342
Up it goes.
1:38.783
Absolute carnage.
1:44.683
Up it goes.
1:48.975
That is a long way off the ground.
1:54.475
That has come off.
1:59.042
Absolute carnage.
2:00.542
And that is Radiator finished.
2:07.900
Up it goes.
2:13.183
Stripped to the shell.
2:18.033
That is a long way off the ground.
2:23.458
That is real damage.
2:30.350
Wide Load goes to the front.
2:35.417
Absolute carnage.
2:36.917
The Kidney will not be back.
2:41.217
That is The Heel taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:47.717
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:49.817
Floppy Joe will not be back.
2:55.383
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:59.600
There goes a piece of The Heel.
3:04.908
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:09.750
You do not see that every day.
3:16.933
This is the last of it.
3:26.775
Crawlspace has nothing left on it.
3:28.608
Here comes Wide Load.
3:31.225
Absolute carnage.
3:32.725
It is Wide Load!
3:38.617
Gravy leaves something behind.
3:42.867
That has come off.
3:47.417
Crawlspace is in trouble.
3:56.708
It is coming apart now.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 15.300 | Gravy 15.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 31.567 | Old Gristle 15.334 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 48.392 | Old Gristle 16.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:06.992 | Old Gristle 18.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:26.042 | Puck Yeah 16.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:43.392 | Stubbs 17.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:05.025 | The Heel 18.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:23.275 | Wide Load 13.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:43.542 | Stubbs 15.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:59.792 | Wide Load 16.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:16.933 | Gravy 15.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:31.608 | Wide Load 14.675 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 25 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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