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Derby · Season 9 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Second Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:14.258 — 4 +3 23 10.6
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.542 +2.28 3 +1 23 10.7
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.375 +3.12 2 -1 23 10.8
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:19.242 +4.98 16 +12 26 11.3
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:20.467 +6.21 5 0 27 10.5
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +3 27 11.4
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +7 22 11.2
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -2 17 10.5
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 12 10.8
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +2 14 12.2
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -10 12 10.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 11 10.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 11 10.1
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 11 10.6
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 8 11.8
— Puck Yeah RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 11 10.4
2.267
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-7.
8.208
Up it goes.
13.317
That has come off.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
24.933
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
29.167
That has come off.
35.600
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
39.900
They will not want to see that again.
44.158
Old Gristle is losing bits.
46.908
And that is Tender Greg finished. Recent finishes: 13-4-4-12-15.
48.408
And that is Pilot Light finished. Recent finishes: 7-3-8-7-14.
53.108
They will not want to see that again.
57.592
That has come off.
1:06.375
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
1:11.075
That is Long John taking Floppy Joe with them.
1:15.950
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
1:24.483
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
1:28.933
You do not see that every day.
1:33.825
The Coaster leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-8.
1:38.842
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 15-6-3-3-5.
1:40.342
Second Sock has put Radiator out.
1:45.150
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:52.283
Long John has put The Kidney out.
1:58.700
A new leader — Honey Mustard.
2:05.033
There is nothing protecting Honey Mustard now.
2:09.425
That has come off.
2:19.792
Oh, that is a big one.
2:37.633
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:46.683
Last lap.
2:51.325
There is nothing left of it.
3:05.275
Stripped to the shell.
3:11.258
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:14.258
Damp Kevin wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 26.150 The Lieutenant 26.150
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 51.892 Honey Mustard 25.483
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:24.242 Long John 26.350
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:51.100 Damp Kevin 26.317
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:18.925 Butter Bean 26.075
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:46.683 Damp Kevin 27.758
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:14.258 Damp Kevin 27.575
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 13 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 16 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 20 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 23 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
214 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-9-7-12-14.
188.46
7
Long John The Noodles
228 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-5-1-3-8.
6.53
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
231 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-3-1-5-3.
2.21
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
213 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 14-4-7-3-3.
4.85
22
Butter Bean The Beans
219 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-12-7-6-16.
100.08
6
The Kidney The Beans
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 7-6-9-14-8.
196.00
4
Radiator Basement Heat
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 8-14-12-15-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
195 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 9-15-13-14-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
216 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-5-4-13-14.
56.98
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
216 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 12-9-3-6-6.
47.95
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
227 starts, 57 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-2-2-1-10.
6.60
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
221 starts, 47 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-5-8-2-7.
12.42
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
211 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 11-12-14-14-12.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
213 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-4-7-9-7.
48.98
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
221 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-16-15-16-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
211 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-13-10-5-4.
64.04

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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