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Derby · Season 9 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Floppy Joe wins at Kidney Flats

Floppy Joe took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Wide Load finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:31.008 — 1 0 4 10.7
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:32.408 +1.40 14 +12 23 11.8
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:33.992 +2.98 16 +13 16 11.7
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:34.500 +3.49 4 0 7 10.2
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:34.950 +3.94 3 -2 2 10.7
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:34.958 +3.95 10 +4 35 11.3
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:35.050 +4.04 2 -5 7 9.9
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:35.325 +4.32 13 +5 23 12.0
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.408 +5.40 11 +2 31 11.2
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:40.467 +9.46 15 +5 23 11.7
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:45.175 +14.17 8 -3 10 10.2
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:46.950 +15.94 6 -6 15 10.7
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:47.100 +16.09 7 -6 9 10.6
14 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:47.400 +16.39 9 -5 26 10.8
15 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:47.558 +16.55 5 -10 10 10.4
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 25 11.9
3.600
Custard takes the lead.
8.575
That has come off.
18.200
Gravy takes the lead.
22.575
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-3-4.
26.950
Custard takes the lead.
33.050
Look at the state of it.
40.050
They felt that in the back row.
47.367
Oh, that is a big one.
52.550
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 8-2-1-2-1.
57.558
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-6-3-14-7.
1:07.158
They felt that in the back row.
1:13.758
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:17.992
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 11-1-2-2-3.
1:22.725
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 11-1-2-2-3.
1:27.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:38.650
Wide Load goes to the front.
1:43.625
Up it goes.
1:48.517
That is a long way off the ground.
1:53.125
Look at the state of it.
1:58.542
There goes a piece of Radiator.
2:03.950
Wide Load goes to the front.
2:10.050
Custard is going backwards.
2:16.692
Up it goes.
2:21.725
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:29.800
The Coaster goes to the front.
2:34.408
That has come off.
2:40.050
Look at Floppy Joe go.
2:45.083
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:49.550
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:00.050
The Coaster is on the move.
3:05.342
Last lap.
3:09.908
That is a long way off the ground.
3:14.500
They felt that in the back row.
3:20.492
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:25.975
There goes a piece of Radiator.
3:28.008
Here comes Floppy Joe.
3:30.033
Floppy Joe has put Gravy out.
3:31.533
Floppy Joe wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 24.483 Gravy 24.483
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 51.067 The Coaster 25.200
The Hairpin Clay Custard 1:17.675 Thick Rick 24.225
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:45.675 The Lieutenant 24.925
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:11.333 Wide Load 25.658
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 2:39.817 Floppy Joe 25.684
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 3:05.342 Floppy Joe 25.525
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 3:31.008 Stubbs 23.141
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 25 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
199 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-12-7-13-11.
176.51
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
190 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-6-6-9-9.
82.70
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
212 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-5-3-5-5.
2.62
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
197 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-5-10-3-4.
2.76
6
The Kidney The Beans
195 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 6-12-13-12-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
197 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-4-10-11-5.
94.72
4
Radiator Basement Heat
219 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-14-8-16-7.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
191 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-4-7-10-8.
135.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
194 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-9-2-3-4.
32.85
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
196 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 12-13-8-6-4.
53.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
198 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 16-3-8-13-6.
16.08
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
211 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-3-9-7-4.
13.22
3
The Coaster The Pucks
197 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-13-4-6-11.
50.82
4
Wide Load The Pucks
208 starts, 39 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 8-6-8-1-7.
7.54
2
Squish The Soft Boys
196 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 10-14-15-1-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
195 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-10-10-4-11.
61.12

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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