Derby · Season 9 · Round 8
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win
Big Randy took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:08.692 | — | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9.4 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:13.100 | +4.41 | 3 | +1 | 6 | 9.3 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:14.442 | +5.75 | 4 | +1 | 4 | 9.3 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:15.758 | +7.07 | 11 | +7 | 30 | 10.2 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:22.550 | +13.86 | 8 | +3 | 13 | 9.2 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:25.200 | +16.51 | 5 | -1 | 18 | 9.3 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:31.033 | +22.34 | 10 | +3 | 34 | 12.0 |
| 8 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:31.142 | +22.45 | 9 | +1 | 49 | 10.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 14 | 9.5 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 29 | 10.0 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 17 | 9.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 20 | 9.9 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 23 | 10.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 12 | 9.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -3 | 17 | 10.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 10.1 |
5.700
A new leader — The Coaster. Career record: 129 wins from 270, average finish 3.2.
10.050
And it all goes wrong.
15.700
A new leader — The Coaster. Career record: 129 wins from 270, average finish 3.2.
20.050
Look at Yolk go.
26.175
There goes a piece of The Kidney. Recent finishes: 8-16-3-7-2.
31.758
You do not see that every day.
35.992
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-8-2.
40.192
The Kidney leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-16-3-7-2.
45.250
That has come off.
49.750
That has come off.
54.075
Chunk leaves something behind.
58.458
Squish leaves something behind.
1:02.667
That has come off.
1:07.367
That has come off.
1:12.533
They felt that in the back row.
1:15.867
Yolk will not be back.
1:20.700
There is nothing left of it.
1:26.350
Chunk is in trouble.
1:31.375
That is a long way off the ground.
1:32.875
That is Stubbs taking Chunk with them.
1:37.458
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:42.317
You do not see that every day.
1:46.800
Squish goes to the front.
1:52.242
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:57.983
There is nothing protecting Slapper now.
1:59.483
Refried Ron has put Pilot Light out.
2:07.925
Squish has nothing left on it.
2:10.133
The Kidney has put Slapper out.
2:15.967
They felt that in the back row.
2:22.825
They felt that in the back row.
2:30.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
2:36.667
Look at the state of it.
2:38.167
Squish will not be back.
2:43.208
Absolute carnage.
2:46.058
This is the last of it.
2:52.608
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
2:55.408
The Coaster will not be back.
3:04.608
Thick Rick has put Refried Ron out.
3:05.692
Big Randy is coming to the flag.
3:08.692
Big Randy takes it!
3:13.458
That is Second Sock taking Crooked Pete with them.
3:29.342
That was always going to happen.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 21.433 | Yolk 21.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 45.750 | Second Sock 23.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 1:08.433 | Yolk 22.683 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 1:35.958 | Big Randy 21.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 1:59.392 | The Lieutenant 22.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:22.717 | The Heel 21.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:46.058 | Crooked Pete 22.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 3:08.692 | Big Randy 22.634 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
186 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-11-11-14.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol
198 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 16-3-8-13-6.
21.04
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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