Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 8 · Round 17

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Butter Bean wins at The Mezzanine

Butter Bean took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Long John finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 57.667 5 +4 4 4.2
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 55.658 2 0 5 10.4
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 52.008 11 +8 9 12.0
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 42.608 14 +10 3 15.9
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 37.467 6 +1 0 17.3
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 37.417 9 +3 0 18.1
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 32.117 8 +1 1 18.6
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 32.108 13 +5 3 18.0
9 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 31.392 1 -8 1 19.3
10 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 25.425 16 +6 3 17.8
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 20.842 7 -4 3 19.2
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 20.525 15 +3 1 18.8
13 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 20.267 3 -10 1 19.1
14 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 14.208 10 -4 0 18.7
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 14.208 4 -11 0 17.7
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 11.408 12 -4 3 19.1
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 7-6-7-6-12.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.617
Extraordinary scenes.
8.008
Chunk is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 2-7-1-1-2.
9.200
Less of it every time you look.
10.750
Another panel gone.
11.408
Chunk goes in. Recent finishes: 2-7-1-1-2.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
The floor is getting smaller.
14.208
That is Tube Sock finished. Recent finishes: 5-5-8-3-5.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
15.608
Lil Nugget goes in. Recent finishes: 3-3-6-3-3.
16.708
Less of it every time you look.
18.133
Another panel gone.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.267
In goes The Heel.
20.917
The floor is getting smaller.
21.667
In goes Custard.
22.275
It is chaos out there.
23.067
In goes Crawlspace.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.933
There goes another one.
25.425
That is Yolk finished.
26.233
Absolute carnage.
27.517
Another panel gone.
28.775
There goes another one.
30.017
Another panel gone.
30.425
And it all goes wrong.
31.242
Another panel gone.
31.825
Crooked Pete goes in.
32.450
There goes another one.
33.225
Slapper is gone.
33.642
There goes another one.
34.625
Radiator is gone.
34.817
They will not want to see that again.
35.983
Less of it every time you look.
37.125
Another panel gone.
37.417
That is Stubbs finished.
38.250
Absolute carnage.
38.817
In goes The Kidney.
39.367
There goes another one.
40.467
Less of it every time you look.
41.558
Less of it every time you look.
42.608
That is Wide Load finished.
42.633
There goes another one.
43.692
Well, that was always going to happen.
44.742
Less of it every time you look.
45.775
Less of it every time you look.
46.800
There goes another one.
47.808
Oh dear.
48.808
And it all goes wrong.
49.792
It is chaos out there.
50.775
Less of it every time you look.
51.733
They will not want to see that again.
52.008
In goes Gravy.
52.692
Look at the state of it.
53.408
Two left.
53.642
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
54.575
There goes another one.
55.500
The floor is getting smaller.
55.658
Long John is gone.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.317
Oh dear.
57.667
Butter Bean takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Long John 37.125 Long John 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Long John 53.642 Long John 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 12 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 22 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
170 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-12-2-16-11.
24.59
7
Long John The Noodles
172 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-8-2-15-15.
37.95
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
179 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-11-11-4-16.
39.09
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
166 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-11-16-12-1.
18.62
22
Butter Bean The Beans
177 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-3-1-14-9.
7.69
6
The Kidney The Beans
157 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 3-1-8-13-3.
9.78
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
195 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 4-10-10-16-5.
12.51
4
Radiator Basement Heat
154 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-7-10-11-5.
12.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
186 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 16-11-6-4-3.
17.35
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
160 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-15-6-11-14.
20.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
175 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-14-15-14-4.
15.80
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
178 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 2-9-11-13-3.
21.47
8
Slapper The Pucks
179 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-1-11-4-8.
21.05
4
Wide Load The Pucks
194 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-16-6-3-3.
10.07
21
Custard The Soft Boys
169 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-2-6-9-3.
5.48
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
167 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-10-10-15-4.
18.66

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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