Floor · Season 8 · Round 23
The Balcony — Team Pack Race
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Custard wins at The Balcony
Custard took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. The Lieutenant finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 26.733 | — | 15 | +14 | 0 | 2.6 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 24.725 | — | 12 | +10 | 0 | 19.2 |
| 3 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 18.583 | — | 5 | +2 | 0 | 19.8 |
| 4 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 16.017 | — | 14 | +10 | 1 | 18.9 |
| 5 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 15.133 | — | 13 | +8 | 0 | 19.3 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 13.725 | — | 7 | +1 | 1 | 19.7 |
| 7 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 12.458 | — | 10 | +3 | 1 | 18.7 |
| 8 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 12.408 | — | 6 | -2 | 1 | 18.5 |
| 9 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 12.300 | — | 2 | -7 | 1 | 18.1 |
| 10 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 10.567 | — | 11 | +1 | 0 | 19.4 |
| 11 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 10.550 | — | 4 | -7 | 0 | 19.4 |
| 12 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 10.283 | — | 9 | -3 | 1 | 19.0 |
| 13 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9.967 | — | 16 | +3 | 0 | 19.6 |
| 14 | Long John | The Noodles | 9.392 | — | 1 | -13 | 0 | 20.2 |
| 15 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8.833 | — | 3 | -12 | 1 | 19.4 |
| 16 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8.233 | — | 8 | -8 | 2 | 17.2 |
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-7-14.
5.050
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 9-7-5-11-9.
6.500
Another panel gone.
8.117
Less of it every time you look.
8.233
Radiator goes in.
9.633
The Heel is gone. Recent finishes: 8-13-7-5-9.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
11.033
Long John is gone. Recent finishes: 11-5-11-5-6.
11.250
There goes another one.
12.433
That is Yolk finished.
12.775
Another panel gone.
13.833
Honey Mustard goes in.
14.283
Less of it every time you look.
15.233
Second Sock is gone.
15.758
Another panel gone.
16.633
In goes Old Gristle.
17.208
Look at the state of it.
18.033
In goes Floppy Joe.
18.633
There goes another one.
19.433
Refried Ron goes in.
20.042
Look at the state of it.
20.833
That is Stubbs finished.
21.417
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.233
In goes Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 8-7-14-5-8.
22.775
Another panel gone.
23.633
In goes Puck Yeah.
24.117
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
25.033
The Coaster goes in.
25.433
There goes another one.
26.433
Butter Bean is gone.
26.733
Another panel gone.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Beans | 11 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 14 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 26 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol
171 starts, 22 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-11-6-8-12.
22.59
Course preview
3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent
Glass
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.
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