Floor · Season 8 · Round 24
The Patio — Team Pack Race
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Floppy Joe wins at The Patio
Floppy Joe took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 1:08.208 | — | 2 | +1 | 2 | 3.3 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 1:08.208 | — | 3 | +1 | 0 | 2.2 |
| 3 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 53.733 | — | 8 | +5 | 16 | 9.4 |
| 4 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 51.033 | — | 7 | +3 | 0 | 11.4 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 46.608 | — | 12 | +7 | 9 | 13.0 |
| 6 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 44.883 | — | 16 | +10 | 0 | 14.3 |
| 7 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 43.917 | — | 13 | +6 | 3 | 14.8 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 42.575 | — | 10 | +2 | 12 | 15.8 |
| 9 | Long John | The Noodles | 41.017 | — | 1 | -8 | 2 | 14.4 |
| 10 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 34.492 | — | 6 | -4 | 12 | 17.9 |
| 11 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 32.842 | — | 11 | 0 | 6 | 19.2 |
| 12 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 31.883 | — | 9 | -3 | 3 | 19.3 |
| 13 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 29.392 | — | 14 | +1 | 8 | 19.2 |
| 14 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 28.433 | — | 5 | -9 | 11 | 19.4 |
| 15 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 23.133 | — | 15 | 0 | 8 | 19.9 |
| 16 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 13.575 | — | 4 | -12 | 5 | 18.6 |
0.000
The floor is live.
5.158
Nowhere left for Butter Bean to go.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
8.433
Butter Bean is right on the edge.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
11.967
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-15-8-4-10.
13.308
Another panel gone.
13.575
Damp Kevin goes in. Recent finishes: 2-15-8-4-10.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.133
In goes Custard.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.433
Refried Ron is gone.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
29.833
The Coaster is gone.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.883
Stubbs goes in.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.283
Old Gristle goes in. Recent finishes: 5-2-4-1-2.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.683
Butter Bean goes in.
35.242
That is the sport, right there.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
Another panel gone.
38.383
Look at the state of it.
39.400
There goes another one.
39.442
Nowhere left for Thick Rick to go.
40.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
41.017
Long John is gone.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
42.575
Thick Rick goes in. Recent finishes: 6-4-3-2-3.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
43.975
Puck Yeah is gone. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-7.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
45.375
That is Tender Greg finished.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.775
The Lieutenant goes in.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.750
No idea what happened there.
51.033
That is Pilot Light finished.
51.625
Another panel gone.
52.500
The floor is getting smaller.
53.358
You do not see that every day.
53.733
In goes Radiator.
54.208
There goes another one.
55.133
One panel each.
1:08.208
It is Floppy Joe!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Basement Heat | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 16 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 18 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 20 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 24 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol
171 starts, 22 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-11-6-8-12.
13.85
Course preview
3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent
Rubber
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.
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