Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 8 · Round 25

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Wide Load wins at The Mezzanine

Wide Load took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 57.933 13 +12 4 4.0
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 55.925 9 +7 2 10.0
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 51.442 7 +4 0 12.4
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 49.225 12 +8 9 13.5
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 38.083 6 +1 0 18.1
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 36.992 11 +5 1 17.7
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 36.342 4 -3 1 18.7
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 32.025 5 -3 1 18.8
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 27.483 10 +1 3 19.2
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 23.408 3 -7 3 20.5
11 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 21.517 1 -10 1 18.6
12 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 21.208 16 +4 0 19.3
13 Long John NOO The Noodles 20.533 2 -11 1 18.8
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 18.617 8 -6 6 18.2
15 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 14.217 14 -1 0 18.8
16 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 11.292 15 -1 3 19.2
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.975
And it all goes wrong.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
11.292
That is Custard finished. Recent finishes: 4-4-7-4-7.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
14.217
The Coaster goes in.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.708
Another panel gone.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
18.617
Radiator is gone.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.533
That is Long John finished. Recent finishes: 8-11-5-11-5.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.933
That is Tender Greg finished.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.333
Big Randy is gone. Recent finishes: 11-8-6-8-5.
23.617
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
24.733
Second Sock goes in.
24.933
Another panel gone.
26.233
Less of it every time you look.
27.483
That is Stubbs finished.
27.517
There goes another one.
28.775
And it all goes wrong.
30.017
There goes another one.
30.950
Butter Bean is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 7-6-15-6-7.
31.242
There goes another one.
32.350
That is Butter Bean finished.
32.450
Another panel gone.
33.642
Another panel gone.
34.817
The floor is getting smaller.
35.708
Gravy is in trouble here.
35.983
They will not want to see that again.
37.108
The Heel goes in.
37.125
Less of it every time you look.
38.250
There goes another one.
38.508
Gravy is gone. Recent finishes: 5-2-2-2-3.
39.367
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
39.908
Refried Ron is gone.
40.467
The floor is getting smaller.
41.558
The floor is getting smaller.
42.633
Another panel gone.
43.692
You do not see that every day.
44.742
You do not see that every day.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.800
Oh dear.
47.808
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
48.808
Another panel gone.
49.225
Old Gristle goes in.
49.792
Absolute carnage.
50.775
The floor is getting smaller.
51.442
The Unit is gone.
51.733
The floor is getting smaller.
52.692
No idea what happened there.
52.842
Down to the last two.
53.642
There goes another one.
54.575
There goes another one.
55.500
The floor is getting smaller.
55.925
That is Thick Rick finished.
56.408
Less of it every time you look.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
57.933
Wide Load takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Refried Ron 37.125 Refried Ron 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Thick Rick 53.642 Thick Rick 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 17 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 24 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
170 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-2-6-4-3.
12.98
7
Long John The Noodles
178 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-6-4-2-14.
14.36
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
198 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-15-2-10-10.
13.18
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
185 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-11-10-11-13.
44.56
22
Butter Bean The Beans
180 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-12-8-1-3.
8.54
5
Refried Ron The Beans
197 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-13-14-5-4.
14.68
1
The Unit Basement Heat
187 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-16-7-3-6.
32.96
4
Radiator Basement Heat
157 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-15-16-7-7.
21.02
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
189 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-14-13-2-12.
19.25
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
192 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-6-3-11-10.
13.05
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
177 starts, 17 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-1-7-14-15.
7.38
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
194 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-1-9-6-4.
9.04
4
Wide Load The Pucks
200 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 4-2-5-4-16.
8.06
3
The Coaster The Pucks
169 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-2-14-12-16.
16.82
21
Custard The Soft Boys
176 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-12-14-9-15.
26.49
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
188 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-3-10-8-9.
27.74

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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