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Floor · Season 8 · Round 31

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Second Sock wins at The Balcony

Second Sock took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Damp Kevin finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 47.142 — 4 +3 0 2.0
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 45.133 — 3 +1 0 14.3
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 42.675 — 8 +5 0 16.6
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 28.242 — 6 +2 0 19.4
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 15.267 — 2 -3 0 19.5
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 14.325 — 10 +4 1 19.6
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 12.967 — 5 -2 1 19.0
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 11.475 — 14 +6 0 19.1
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 10.833 — 11 +2 0 19.2
10 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 10.583 — 1 -9 0 19.3
11 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 10.508 — 12 +1 0 19.3
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 10.300 — 9 -3 1 19.0
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10.225 — 7 -6 0 17.8
14 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 9.958 — 15 +1 0 18.9
15 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 9.392 — 16 +1 2 18.9
16 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 8.175 — 13 -3 2 18.7
0.000
Here we go.
5.042
That is as close as it gets.
6.500
They will not want to see that again.
8.117
Look at the state of it.
8.175
The Coaster is gone.
9.575
Custard goes in.
9.700
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.975
In goes Squish.
11.250
There goes another one.
12.375
In goes Pilot Light.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
13.775
Thick Rick goes in. Recent finishes: 12-1-2-3-9.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.175
In goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 13-2-6-2-1.
15.758
There goes another one.
16.575
Crooked Pete goes in. Recent finishes: 9-4-13-8-5.
17.208
There goes another one.
17.975
That is Gravy finished.
18.633
There goes another one.
19.375
Slapper goes in.
20.042
Less of it every time you look.
20.775
In goes The Kidney.
21.417
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.175
That is Lil Nugget finished.
22.775
Another panel gone.
23.575
Floppy Joe is gone.
24.117
Another panel gone.
25.433
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
26.733
Look at the state of it.
28.017
Less of it every time you look.
28.242
In goes Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 5-5-6-8-7.
29.275
Less of it every time you look.
30.517
The floor is getting smaller.
31.742
The floor is getting smaller.
32.950
There goes another one.
34.142
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
35.108
And it all goes wrong.
35.317
The floor is getting smaller.
36.483
Another panel gone.
37.625
There goes another one.
38.750
The floor is getting smaller.
39.867
And it all goes wrong.
40.967
Less of it every time you look.
42.058
The floor is getting smaller.
42.675
That is The Unit finished. Recent finishes: 11-6-11-6-8.
43.133
Another panel gone.
44.075
One panel each.
44.192
Another panel gone.
45.242
Absolute carnage.
45.475
Damp Kevin goes in.
46.275
There goes another one.
47.142
Second Sock is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Damp Kevin 37.625 Damp Kevin 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 24 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
177 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-6-9-10-9.
20.83
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
204 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-12-6-1-4.
15.18
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
172 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-3-13-13-3.
20.96
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
200 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-7-5-15-2.
13.81
6
The Kidney The Beans
163 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-5-14-5-15.
10.38
22
Butter Bean The Beans
185 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 3-2-6-6-8.
7.01
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
183 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-3-4-4-11.
9.68
1
The Unit Basement Heat
187 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-16-7-3-6.
29.16
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
190 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-8-14-13-2.
27.64
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
166 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-14-15-12-6.
40.17
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
180 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-7-1-3-1.
5.71
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
183 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-7-16-10-4.
39.36
3
The Coaster The Pucks
174 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 4-9-14-9-3.
14.29
8
Slapper The Pucks
185 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-8-14-12-12.
20.29
2
Squish The Soft Boys
193 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-8-15-7-9.
27.06
21
Custard The Soft Boys
181 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-15-2-12-2.
8.97

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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