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Floor · Season 8 · Round 32

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Coaster wins at The Patio

The Coaster took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Kidney finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 13 +12 0 0.8
2 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 5 +3 0 2.9
3 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 8 +5 0 2.9
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 53.450 — 11 +7 14 9.5
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 51.025 — 3 -2 0 11.3
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 50.175 — 16 +10 1 11.8
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 48.500 — 6 -1 16 12.1
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 43.908 — 4 -4 5 14.7
9 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 43.075 — 2 -7 15 15.1
10 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 34.717 — 1 -9 11 17.9
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 32.833 — 10 -1 6 19.2
12 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 31.883 — 15 +3 4 19.2
13 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 30.508 — 12 -1 6 18.8
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 29.383 — 9 -5 9 19.2
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 15.483 — 7 -8 6 17.6
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 13.092 — 14 -2 4 19.5
0.000
The floor is live.
5.367
Sweaty Gerald is right on the edge.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
8.942
Sweaty Gerald is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-7-14.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.092
Puck Yeah goes in. Recent finishes: 1-1-7-1-4.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
15.483
That is Pilot Light finished.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.383
That is Honey Mustard finished. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-15.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.783
In goes The Lieutenant.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
32.183
That is Tender Greg finished.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.583
In goes Thick Rick.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.983
That is Crooked Pete finished.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.075
In goes Floppy Joe.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
44.325
Less of it every time you look.
44.475
That is Damp Kevin finished. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-6-9.
45.275
They will not want to see that again.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
47.142
Less of it every time you look.
48.058
There goes another one.
48.275
Sweaty Gerald is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-7-14.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.675
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.750
The floor is getting smaller.
51.075
That is Squish finished.
51.625
There goes another one.
52.475
Second Sock is gone.
52.500
Less of it every time you look.
53.358
Oh dear.
53.875
Gravy is gone.
54.208
Another panel gone.
1:08.208
The Coaster is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 9 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
177 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-6-9-10-9.
23.37
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
205 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-9-12-6-1.
9.52
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
201 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-11-7-5-15.
16.47
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
173 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-15-3-13-13.
33.29
6
The Kidney The Beans
163 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-5-14-5-15.
10.93
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
186 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-14-9-12-9.
19.85
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
184 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-6-3-4-4.
9.63
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
205 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-10-11-11-9.
24.26
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
184 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-16-16-13-3.
34.85
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
191 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-8-8-14-13.
20.43
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
180 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-7-1-3-1.
5.34
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
175 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 5-2-1-9-13.
8.00
3
The Coaster The Pucks
175 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-4-9-14-9.
16.69
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
176 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-5-5-8-16.
17.53
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
191 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-4-2-12-3.
13.18
2
Squish The Soft Boys
193 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-8-15-7-9.
31.31

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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