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Floor · Season 8 · Round 33

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Mezzanine

Sweaty Gerald took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Floppy Joe finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 59.817 — 5 +4 0 7.2
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 58.667 — 2 0 4 5.6
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 43.167 — 11 +8 3 15.7
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 37.783 — 1 -3 0 19.7
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 37.367 — 12 +7 1 18.1
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 34.008 — 10 +4 4 18.7
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 32.133 — 16 +9 2 17.9
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 27.225 — 6 -2 1 18.6
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 24.208 — 9 0 4 18.7
10 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 23.933 — 7 -3 3 19.3
11 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 21.517 — 15 +4 2 18.7
12 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 20.542 — 4 -8 5 17.8
13 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 20.242 — 13 0 1 18.5
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 18.733 — 14 0 6 17.9
15 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 14.208 — 3 -12 0 18.7
16 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 11.900 — 8 -8 3 19.1
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.617
Extraordinary scenes.
8.067
Crawlspace is in trouble here.
9.200
Less of it every time you look.
10.750
Another panel gone.
11.900
Crawlspace is gone. Recent finishes: 8-14-6-5-6.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
The floor is getting smaller.
14.208
Second Sock is gone. Recent finishes: 4-5-3-7-4.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.708
Less of it every time you look.
17.817
The Coaster cannot hold on. Recent finishes: 1-7-3-1-1.
18.133
Another panel gone.
19.217
Puck Yeah is gone.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.617
That is The Coaster finished. Recent finishes: 1-7-3-1-1.
20.917
The floor is getting smaller.
22.017
In goes Tube Sock.
22.275
It is chaos out there.
23.417
That is Squish finished. Recent finishes: 5-3-8-4-4.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.817
Pilot Light is gone.
24.933
There goes another one.
26.217
Thick Rick goes in.
26.233
Absolute carnage.
27.517
Another panel gone.
27.617
The Kidney is gone.
28.775
There goes another one.
30.017
Another panel gone.
31.050
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
31.242
Another panel gone.
32.450
Custard goes in.
32.450
There goes another one.
33.642
Extraordinary scenes.
34.008
Honey Mustard is gone.
34.817
You do not see that every day.
35.983
Less of it every time you look.
37.125
Another panel gone.
37.367
That is Chunk finished.
38.250
The floor is getting smaller.
38.767
In goes Crooked Pete.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
40.467
There goes another one.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.167
Gravy goes in.
43.692
There goes another one.
44.567
One panel each.
44.742
Extraordinary scenes.
45.775
There goes another one.
46.800
Less of it every time you look.
47.808
The floor is getting smaller.
48.808
Less of it every time you look.
49.792
And it all goes wrong.
50.775
There goes another one.
51.733
Another panel gone.
52.692
Another panel gone.
53.642
Less of it every time you look.
54.575
Less of it every time you look.
55.500
Another panel gone.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
58.667
Floppy Joe is gone.
1:00.067
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
1:01.825
Sweaty Gerald takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Crooked Pete 37.125 Crooked Pete 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 53.642 Floppy Joe 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 9 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 27 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
177 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-6-9-10-9.
24.48
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
205 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-9-12-6-1.
8.95
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
202 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-2-11-7-5.
13.85
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
174 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-15-1-7-10.
13.33
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
186 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-14-9-12-9.
21.31
6
The Kidney The Beans
163 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-5-14-5-15.
13.36
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
184 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-6-3-4-4.
9.43
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
205 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-10-11-11-9.
28.17
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
192 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 2-8-8-8-14.
11.67
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
184 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-16-16-13-3.
35.45
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
181 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-1-7-1-3.
4.04
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
183 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-7-16-10-4.
44.28
3
The Coaster The Pucks
176 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-13-4-9-14.
22.66
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
176 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-5-5-8-16.
15.99
2
Squish The Soft Boys
193 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-8-15-7-9.
29.22
21
Custard The Soft Boys
183 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 16-15-1-15-2.
19.16

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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