Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 8 · Round 39

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Crooked Pete wins at The Balcony

Crooked Pete took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Wide Load finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 26.183 2 +1 0 4.2
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 24.175 13 +11 2 18.7
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 18.017 11 +8 0 19.2
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 17.583 6 +2 0 18.8
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 14.308 12 +7 1 19.6
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 12.983 8 +2 1 18.7
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 12.567 3 -4 1 18.6
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 10.833 1 -7 0 21.0
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10.592 7 -2 0 19.3
10 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 10.442 16 +6 1 19.1
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 10.142 9 -2 0 19.1
12 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9.917 10 -2 0 19.0
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 9.642 5 -8 1 18.9
14 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 9.275 14 0 0 18.9
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8.833 4 -11 0 18.5
16 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 8.833 15 -1 2 18.6
0.000
The floor is live.
5.267
Squish is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 2-4-4-8-4.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.833
The Heel is gone.
9.700
Less of it every time you look.
10.233
That is Squish finished.
11.250
Less of it every time you look.
11.633
The Coaster goes in.
12.775
Another panel gone.
13.033
Sweaty Gerald is gone. Recent finishes: 5-8-12-7-7.
14.283
And it all goes wrong.
14.433
Lil Nugget is gone.
15.758
Look at the state of it.
15.833
Honey Mustard goes in.
17.208
Oh dear.
17.233
That is Yolk finished.
18.633
The Unit goes in.
18.633
And it all goes wrong.
20.033
Big Randy goes in. Recent finishes: 7-7-7-6-13.
20.042
The floor is getting smaller.
21.417
They will not want to see that again.
21.433
In goes Second Sock.
22.775
No idea what happened there.
22.833
Crawlspace goes in.
24.117
That is the sport, right there.
24.233
Old Gristle goes in. Recent finishes: 8-1-2-2-2.
25.433
Look at the state of it.
25.633
Refried Ron goes in. Recent finishes: 5-7-6-5-5.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 22 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
180 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-15-9-14-11.
25.51
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
178 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-16-6-9-10.
15.97
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
205 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-14-1-10-2.
5.97
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
193 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-7-15-10-13.
20.04
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
191 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-11-13-8-8.
27.00
5
Refried Ron The Beans
205 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-14-8-13-5.
19.35
1
The Unit Basement Heat
191 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-5-14-3-15.
10.90
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
206 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-12-10-11-11.
12.13
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
185 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-12-16-16-13.
20.28
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
171 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-11-4-4-15.
17.98
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
187 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-13-1-10-16.
30.03
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
203 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-4-11-10-11.
11.57
4
Wide Load The Pucks
204 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-7-7-7-4.
4.68
3
The Coaster The Pucks
180 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 16-8-11-15-15.
31.83
2
Squish The Soft Boys
195 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-3-9-8-15.
20.70
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
177 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-7-14-10-13.
25.24

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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