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Floor · Season 8 · Round 40

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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The Lieutenant wins at The Patio

The Lieutenant took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 12 +11 0 2.8
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 13 +11 0 0.8
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 52.983 — 6 +3 13 6.7
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 50.183 — 11 +7 1 11.9
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 49.283 — 10 +5 12 12.0
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 46.600 — 9 +3 10 12.9
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 45.642 — 8 +1 0 13.9
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 34.875 — 14 +6 11 17.4
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 32.833 — 2 -7 6 19.2
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 31.875 — 5 -5 4 19.2
11 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 30.500 — 1 -10 4 18.7
12 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 29.383 — 3 -9 11 19.2
13 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 28.142 — 16 +3 12 18.7
14 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 24.550 — 15 +1 9 18.7
15 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 19.625 — 7 -8 8 18.1
16 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 13.433 — 4 -12 5 19.3
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 3-8-2-1-2.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.317
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 8-3-5-13-8.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
13.433
Second Sock is gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
19.625
The Unit is gone.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.450
Tender Greg is right on the edge.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.850
That is Tender Greg finished. Recent finishes: 6-2-4-5-4.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.142
Yolk is gone. Recent finishes: 2-4-5-8-4.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.542
The Heel is gone.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
There goes another one.
30.942
In goes Crooked Pete.
31.967
Another panel gone.
32.342
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
33.075
Less of it every time you look.
33.742
That is Big Randy finished. Recent finishes: 7-7-7-7-6.
34.167
Less of it every time you look.
35.142
The Coaster is gone.
35.242
They will not want to see that again.
36.300
Less of it every time you look.
37.350
Less of it every time you look.
38.383
Less of it every time you look.
39.400
The floor is getting smaller.
40.408
They will not want to see that again.
41.408
There goes another one.
42.392
That is the sport, right there.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
45.275
Less of it every time you look.
45.642
Radiator is gone.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
47.042
Honey Mustard goes in.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
48.058
That is the sport, right there.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.283
That is Lil Nugget finished.
49.867
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
50.683
That is Chunk finished.
50.750
It is chaos out there.
51.625
There goes another one.
52.500
Less of it every time you look.
52.983
In goes Refried Ron.
53.358
There goes another one.
54.208
The floor is getting smaller.
54.383
Down to the last two.
1:08.208
It is The Lieutenant!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 13 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 20 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 27 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
179 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-10-16-6-9.
14.07
1
Big Randy The Noodles
180 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-15-9-14-11.
28.10
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
193 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-7-15-10-13.
17.58
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
206 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-1-14-1-10.
7.97
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
192 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-10-11-13-8.
14.71
5
Refried Ron The Beans
205 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-14-8-13-5.
15.12
1
The Unit Basement Heat
191 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-5-14-3-15.
11.56
4
Radiator Basement Heat
167 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-6-3-14-3.
23.02
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
186 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-1-12-16-16.
21.73
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
171 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-11-4-4-15.
10.39
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
187 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-13-1-10-16.
25.40
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
179 starts, 24 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-1-12-12-5.
8.36
8
Slapper The Pucks
189 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 8-2-6-5-8.
13.28
3
The Coaster The Pucks
181 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 1-16-8-11-15.
12.52
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
194 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-3-12-6-4.
11.98
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
177 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-7-14-10-13.
21.19

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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