Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 8 · Round 44

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Decking

The Lieutenant took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Radiator finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1:15.858 11 +10 0 0.8
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1:15.858 7 +5 0 2.9
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1:05.808 15 +12 7 4.6
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1:02.892 3 -1 2 8.1
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 59.925 4 -1 0 9.8
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 59.417 13 +7 1 10.2
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 52.992 2 -5 8 13.0
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 50.942 9 +1 9 12.7
9 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 50.158 16 +7 10 13.2
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 43.200 8 -2 4 16.7
11 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 38.658 12 +1 6 18.2
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 37.042 5 -7 7 18.2
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 30.625 10 -3 5 18.2
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 23.500 6 -8 4 17.7
15 Long John NOO The Noodles 21.808 1 -14 4 16.4
16 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 20.367 14 -2 8 18.6
0.000
And we are away.
7.000
Less of it every time you look.
8.725
Oh dear.
10.417
The floor is getting smaller.
12.075
Well, that was always going to happen.
13.708
The floor is getting smaller.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.892
Well, that was always going to happen.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
20.367
In goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-2-6-14-2.
21.475
Absolute carnage.
21.808
In goes Long John. Recent finishes: 14-6-9-7-6.
22.950
There goes another one.
23.500
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
24.400
They will not want to see that again.
25.833
Another panel gone.
27.242
Less of it every time you look.
28.633
Oh dear.
29.950
That is as close as it gets.
30.000
Absolute carnage.
31.350
In goes Stubbs.
31.350
Extraordinary scenes.
32.675
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
33.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
35.083
How is that still up there? Recent finishes: 2-15-8-2-1.
35.275
There goes another one.
36.550
And it all goes wrong.
37.042
Butter Bean is gone. Recent finishes: 7-5-7-12-6.
37.808
There goes another one.
38.658
Chunk goes in. Recent finishes: 2-15-8-2-1.
39.050
Less of it every time you look.
40.275
You do not see that every day.
41.475
Another panel gone.
42.667
You do not see that every day.
43.200
The Unit is gone.
43.850
Another panel gone.
45.008
There goes another one.
46.158
Less of it every time you look.
47.292
Another panel gone.
48.408
There goes another one.
49.517
There goes another one.
49.725
Tender Greg is in trouble here.
50.608
Another panel gone.
51.125
Tender Greg goes in.
51.692
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
52.525
Thick Rick is gone.
52.758
No idea what happened there.
53.817
Another panel gone.
53.925
Crooked Pete is gone.
54.858
That is the sport, right there.
55.892
The floor is getting smaller.
56.917
Another panel gone.
57.925
Less of it every time you look.
58.925
The floor is getting smaller.
59.417
Wide Load goes in.
59.908
Another panel gone.
1:00.817
That is Tube Sock finished.
1:00.892
The floor is getting smaller.
1:01.858
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:02.892
That is Damp Kevin finished.
1:05.808
In goes Yolk.
1:07.208
One panel each.
1:15.858
The Lieutenant takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Crooked Pete 40.275 Crooked Pete 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Damp Kevin 57.925 Damp Kevin 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 12 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 12 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 22 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 22 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
184 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 5-13-9-14-14.
20.42
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
182 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-2-4-10-10.
11.71
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
182 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-6-3-8-2.
11.52
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
178 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-13-16-3-5.
20.12
22
Butter Bean The Beans
193 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-11-4-1-16.
13.25
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
194 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-1-7-10-11.
23.18
4
Radiator Basement Heat
167 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-6-3-14-3.
22.26
1
The Unit Basement Heat
192 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-3-5-14-3.
19.48
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
199 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-8-9-9-11.
22.98
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
203 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-8-11-4-9.
15.66
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
181 starts, 25 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-1-13-1-12.
9.31
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
189 starts, 12 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-5-11-13-1.
21.11
4
Wide Load The Pucks
205 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-1-7-7-7.
6.98
3
The Coaster The Pucks
184 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-2-13-1-16.
8.73
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
177 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-7-14-10-13.
24.50
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
196 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-8-12-3-12.
10.70

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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