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Floor · Season 8 · Round 7

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Floppy Joe wins at The Balcony

Floppy Joe took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 48.058 — 1 0 0 12.9
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 47.208 — 3 +1 1 17.0
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 42.908 — 6 +3 0 16.5
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 19.342 — 5 +1 0 19.2
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 17.642 — 13 +8 0 19.2
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 17.500 — 7 +1 0 19.5
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 12.675 — 8 +1 1 18.8
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 12.425 — 10 +2 0 18.8
9 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 12.275 — 16 +7 1 18.4
10 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 12.242 — 15 +5 1 18.5
11 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 10.567 — 12 +1 0 19.2
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 10.508 — 11 -1 0 19.3
13 Long John NOO The Noodles 10.508 — 2 -11 1 19.1
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 10.475 — 14 0 0 19.3
15 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9.475 — 9 -6 0 18.8
16 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8.333 — 4 -12 2 20.0
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 7-8-3-7-11.
5.158
Nowhere left for Tube Sock to go.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.333
Tube Sock goes in. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-6-15.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
9.733
Lil Nugget goes in.
11.133
Puck Yeah is gone.
11.250
There goes another one.
12.533
In goes Long John.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
13.933
In goes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 1-15-4-2-7.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.333
Chunk goes in. Recent finishes: 1-16-4-2-2.
15.758
The floor is getting smaller.
16.733
In goes Yolk.
17.208
The floor is getting smaller.
18.133
Squish is gone.
18.633
The floor is getting smaller.
19.533
Thick Rick goes in. Recent finishes: 3-8-16-3-8.
20.042
Another panel gone.
20.933
Pilot Light goes in.
21.417
There goes another one.
22.333
The Unit is gone.
22.775
Less of it every time you look.
23.733
In goes Wide Load.
24.117
Less of it every time you look.
25.133
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
25.433
The floor is getting smaller.
26.733
Less of it every time you look.
28.017
No idea what happened there.
29.275
Another panel gone.
30.517
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
31.742
And it all goes wrong.
32.950
The floor is getting smaller.
34.142
No idea what happened there.
35.108
Not long left for anybody.
35.317
There goes another one.
36.483
Less of it every time you look.
37.625
The floor is getting smaller.
38.750
There goes another one.
39.867
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.967
Well, that was always going to happen.
42.058
You do not see that every day.
42.908
That is Butter Bean finished.
43.133
Less of it every time you look.
44.192
Less of it every time you look.
44.308
One panel each.
45.242
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
46.275
There goes another one.
47.208
Second Sock goes in.
47.300
Less of it every time you look.
48.308
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
48.608
That is Floppy Joe finished.
49.308
Less of it every time you look.
50.067
Floppy Joe is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Floppy Joe 37.625 Floppy Joe 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 7 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
197 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-3-11-12-6.
19.52
7
Long John The Noodles
167 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-6-5-13-2.
24.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
190 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-10-8-2-2.
8.34
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
158 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-10-5-1-8.
9.42
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
173 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-11-16-13-15.
69.31
22
Butter Bean The Beans
171 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-9-7-6-12.
13.27
1
The Unit Basement Heat
176 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-3-2-2-7.
7.83
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
170 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-1-2-10-8.
9.51
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
155 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 16-10-16-15-14.
45.60
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
182 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-16-8-7-3.
16.02
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
164 starts, 22 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 6-1-4-15-7.
12.85
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
170 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-11-1-11-1.
26.75
4
Wide Load The Pucks
188 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-6-1-3-9.
10.26
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
161 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-13-11-13-1.
20.15
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
162 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-5-5-4-14.
10.19
2
Squish The Soft Boys
183 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-4-12-12-11.
18.17

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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