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Floor · Season 8 · Round 8

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Slapper wins at The Patio

Slapper took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 13 +12 0 0.8
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 14 +12 0 2.7
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 8 +5 0 2.9
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 54.400 — 5 +1 18 9.1
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 53.300 — 10 +5 19 10.4
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 50.167 — 1 -5 4 11.7
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 46.592 — 15 +8 10 12.8
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 45.658 — 12 +4 0 14.1
9 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 44.892 — 11 +2 0 14.3
10 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 43.908 — 16 +6 1 14.7
11 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 32.833 — 4 -7 6 19.2
12 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 31.875 — 2 -10 4 19.2
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 30.850 — 7 -6 5 18.5
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 24.525 — 6 -8 9 18.5
15 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 20.017 — 3 -12 8 15.5
16 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 13.075 — 9 -7 4 19.4
0.000
Here we go.
5.692
That is as close as it gets.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
9.550
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 3-3-6-8-3.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.075
Honey Mustard is gone.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
20.017
Second Sock goes in.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.450
Nowhere left for Sweaty Gerald to go.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.850
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
29.833
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-7-6-6-4.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
31.233
That is Pilot Light finished.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.633
That is Crooked Pete finished.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
34.033
That is Tube Sock finished. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-6-15.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
39.908
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.408
Another panel gone.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
43.908
Yolk is gone.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
45.308
In goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 1-1-16-4-2.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.708
Old Gristle is gone. Recent finishes: 1-4-3-2-2.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.108
In goes Squish.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.167
In goes Floppy Joe.
50.750
It is chaos out there.
51.625
There goes another one.
52.500
Less of it every time you look.
53.300
Lil Nugget is gone.
53.358
Less of it every time you look.
54.208
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
54.700
That is Refried Ron finished.
1:08.208
Slapper takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
197 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-3-11-12-6.
15.47
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
163 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-9-8-8-13.
15.85
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
190 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-10-8-2-2.
10.80
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
158 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-10-5-1-8.
13.04
5
Refried Ron The Beans
190 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-16-5-5-14.
17.79
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
173 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-11-16-13-15.
37.49
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
170 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-1-2-10-8.
7.80
1
The Unit Basement Heat
176 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-3-2-2-7.
7.70
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
169 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-2-6-3-6.
11.26
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
155 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 16-10-16-15-14.
26.04
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
170 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-11-1-11-1.
22.89
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
182 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-5-5-9-10.
13.47
8
Slapper The Pucks
173 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-4-9-15-16.
34.78
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
161 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-13-11-13-1.
19.33
2
Squish The Soft Boys
183 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-4-12-12-11.
16.96
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
162 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-5-5-4-14.
8.50

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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