Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 1

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at The Basement

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:44.879 4 +3 31 13.8
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 6:57.383 +12.50 8 +6 29 13.0
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:16.261 +31.38 1 -2 30 13.5
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:57.462 +72.58 2 -2 33 12.0
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:12.184 +87.31 5 0 44 13.6
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:13.677 +88.80 7 +1 39 11.1
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:17.189 +92.31 6 -1 29 13.2
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:46.511 +121.63 3 -5 28 12.3
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 19.7 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-1-8-1-2.
11.522
Puck Yeah is airborne.
15.161
Up goes Puck Yeah.
18.656
Butter Bean gets air.
24.033
Yolk is last now.
28.906
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
39.444
Thick Rick gets hit hard. Averaging 16.9 contacts an event coming in.
46.767
Well, that was always going to happen.
51.411
Up goes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-4-3.
1:01.022
Heavy contact for Yolk.
1:08.117
No idea what happened there.
1:13.756
That is a big one for Butter Bean.
1:18.139
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-4-3.
1:21.806
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
1:26.650
Up goes Pilot Light.
1:30.161
And Yolk takes flight.
1:33.606
Up goes Yolk.
1:38.200
Absolute carnage.
1:41.883
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
1:42.183
Here comes Thick Rick.
1:45.283
It is Puck Yeah!
1:51.161
No idea what happened there.
2:08.033
Second Sock is last now.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Thick Rick 1.956 Thick Rick 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 5.039 Puck Yeah 2.839
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 7.667 The Lieutenant 2.383
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 10.533 Thick Rick 2.866
The Drops Hard Thick Rick 12.250 Puck Yeah 1.716
Peg Field Hard Thick Rick 13.539 Puck Yeah 1.256
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 15.389 Puck Yeah 1.661
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 16.356 Puck Yeah 0.967
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 17.939 Puck Yeah 1.583
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 19.272 Puck Yeah 1.333
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 21.122 Puck Yeah 1.850
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 22.889 Puck Yeah 1.767
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 25.106 Puck Yeah 2.217
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 26.539 Puck Yeah 1.433
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 29.100 Puck Yeah 2.561
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 30.644 Puck Yeah 1.544
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 32.922 Puck Yeah 2.278
S-Bend Smooth Thick Rick 39.272 Thick Rick 3.911
Tight Curve Smooth Thick Rick 43.956 Yolk 4.600
The Funnel Smooth Thick Rick 46.194 Thick Rick 2.238
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 48.794 Puck Yeah 2.434
The Gauntlet Smooth Thick Rick 50.967 Puck Yeah 2.000
The Hairpin Smooth Thick Rick 55.150 Puck Yeah 4.033
Split Route Smooth Thick Rick 58.139 Butter Bean 2.872
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 1:03.606 The Lieutenant 4.944
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 1:06.861 Puck Yeah 2.939
Slick Floor Slick Thick Rick 1:09.611 Puck Yeah 2.572
The Plunge Metal Thick Rick 1:12.500 The Lieutenant 2.028
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 1:14.994 The Lieutenant 2.177
The Kicker Hard Thick Rick 1:16.056 The Lieutenant 0.923
Bounce Pads Smooth Thick Rick 1:18.256 The Lieutenant 1.794
The Gap Hard Thick Rick 1:20.617 Puck Yeah 2.100
The Drops Hard Thick Rick 1:22.256 The Lieutenant 1.578
Sweeping Curve Smooth Thick Rick 1:24.333 Thick Rick 2.077
The Washboard Hard Thick Rick 1:27.306 Puck Yeah 2.361
Big Air Metal Thick Rick 1:30.806 Puck Yeah 2.861
Smooth Descent Smooth Thick Rick 1:32.967 The Lieutenant 2.128
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 1:35.583 Puck Yeah 2.255
Final Sprint Hard Thick Rick 1:38.317 The Lieutenant 2.495
Target Zone Carpet Thick Rick 1:42.844 The Lieutenant 1.022
Exit Gate Hard Thick Rick 1:45.183 The Lieutenant 0.939
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 0/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
282 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-11-5-7.
33.03
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
278 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-5-8-11-5.
30.73
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
277 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-6-7-6-12.
27.93
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
279 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-14-7-8-16.
105.92
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
289 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-3-3-4-3.
6.14
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
283 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-10-1-3-2.
3.51
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
287 starts, 150 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-8-1-2.
2.13
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
286 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-2-4-4-3.
8.63

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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