· Season 11 · Round 12
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Yolk finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 6:49.550 | — | 4 | +3 | 40 | 14.7 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:13.372 | +23.82 | 5 | +3 | 45 | 13.8 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:29.511 | +39.96 | 1 | -2 | 42 | 16.3 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:35.257 | +45.71 | 8 | +4 | 40 | 16.1 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:25.310 | +95.76 | 3 | -2 | 56 | 12.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:31.479 | +101.93 | 6 | 0 | 50 | 13.5 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:48.339 | +118.79 | 7 | 0 | 55 | 12.3 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:12.689 | +143.14 | 2 | -6 | 40 | 21.4 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
8.033
The Lieutenant is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-12-5.
11.644
Up goes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-12-5.
15.283
Slapper gets air.
19.256
They will not want to see that again.
22.850
The Kidney is airborne.
26.278
That is not going to help.
29.822
Up goes The Lieutenant.
35.394
Look at that.
40.033
Pilot Light is making ground.
44.939
Nothing doing for Yolk. That is 106 non-finishes in 296 career starts.
48.739
Stubbs is airborne.
52.556
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-3-1.
56.139
Big air for Yolk. Recent finishes: 5-3-4-16-4.
59.622
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:04.411
Big air for The Lieutenant.
1:09.044
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:13.261
You do not see that every day.
1:17.461
Right into it goes Slapper.
1:21.433
Up goes Slapper.
1:25.072
Stubbs finds trouble.
1:28.744
And it all goes wrong.
1:35.533
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:37.756
Stubbs is going to win this.
1:39.439
And Yolk takes flight.
1:42.839
It is The Lieutenant!
1:46.378
Right into it goes Yolk.
2:01.794
Right into it goes The Kidney.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Stubbs | 1.956 | Stubbs 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Stubbs | 5.122 | The Lieutenant 2.906 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Lieutenant | 7.833 | Slapper 2.494 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Lieutenant | 10.867 | The Lieutenant 3.034 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 13.533 | Yolk 2.122 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 16.067 | The Lieutenant 2.534 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 17.278 | Slapper 1.200 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 18.389 | Slapper 1.083 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Stubbs | 19.789 | Slapper 0.961 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 21.200 | Slapper 1.378 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Stubbs | 22.617 | Stubbs 1.417 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Stubbs | 24.306 | Slapper 1.089 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 30.100 | Pilot Light 1.917 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 33.944 | Stubbs 2.872 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Stubbs | 36.722 | Big Randy 1.528 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Stubbs | 40.328 | Damp Kevin 2.028 |
| The Drops | Metal | Stubbs | 42.011 | Damp Kevin 1.611 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Stubbs | 44.483 | Yolk 1.933 |
| The Gap | Hard | Stubbs | 47.800 | Yolk 2.234 |
| The Drops | Hard | Stubbs | 49.822 | Yolk 1.605 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Stubbs | 52.333 | Yolk 1.906 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Stubbs | 57.094 | The Lieutenant 2.584 |
| Big Air | Metal | Stubbs | 1:01.200 | The Lieutenant 2.877 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:03.567 | Stubbs 2.367 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 1:05.472 | Stubbs 1.905 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Stubbs | 1:08.217 | Slapper 1.406 |
| The Drops | Metal | Stubbs | 1:09.894 | Slapper 1.283 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Stubbs | 1:11.256 | The Lieutenant 1.233 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 1:13.072 | The Lieutenant 1.661 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Stubbs | 1:14.739 | Stubbs 1.667 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Stubbs | 1:16.533 | Slapper 1.684 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Stubbs | 1:19.050 | The Lieutenant 2.245 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Stubbs | 1:21.211 | The Lieutenant 1.816 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Stubbs | 1:23.917 | Slapper 2.133 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Stubbs | 1:25.867 | Slapper 1.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Stubbs | 1:27.956 | Stubbs 2.089 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Stubbs | 1:28.900 | Slapper 0.895 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Stubbs | 1:31.372 | Slapper 1.672 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Stubbs | 1:33.989 | Slapper 2.433 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Stubbs | 1:38.383 | Big Randy 2.761 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Stubbs | 1:40.756 | Big Randy 2.173 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · HOME
281 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-10-5-8.
26.37
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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