Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 17

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:56.523 10 +9 6 21.3
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9:00.361 +3.84 1 -1 43 13.9
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 9:33.977 +37.45 13 +10 42 13.3
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:47.233 +50.71 6 +2 42 13.9
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:50.028 +53.51 12 +7 50 15.8
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:55.978 +59.46 11 +5 35 12.8
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:59.962 +63.44 4 -3 59 12.6
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:03.361 +66.84 14 +6 10 12.3
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:06.806 +70.28 15 +6 49 18.3
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:34.845 +98.32 9 -1 20 17.1
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:37.528 +101.01 8 -3 57 12.7
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:45.995 +109.47 2 -10 39 14.6
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:56.205 +119.68 3 -10 36 20.9
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:56.262 +119.74 16 +2 48 14.1
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 11:09.706 +133.18 7 -8 18 17.2
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 11:40.000 +163.48 5 -11 6 21.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 20.0 contacts an event coming in.
6.756
Right into it goes Puck Yeah. Averaging 15.5 contacts an event coming in.
10.494
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 7-1-4-2-1.
14.039
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
17.439
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
20.900
The Unit gets air.
24.467
No idea what happened there.
27.956
No idea what happened there. Averaging 18.2 contacts an event coming in.
31.606
That is Custard parked.
35.978
Second Sock gets hit hard. Averaging 17.9 contacts an event coming in.
39.833
Up goes Second Sock.
43.511
Absolute carnage.
47.133
Look at that.
1:01.328
Up goes Chunk.
1:06.794
And it all goes wrong.
1:10.217
Thick Rick takes a knock.
1:14.878
Big air for Second Sock.
1:28.022
Squish takes a knock.
1:32.056
They will not want to see that again.
1:35.600
Big Randy takes a knock.
1:39.172
Lil Nugget gets air.
1:44.289
Oh dear.
1:48.433
Extraordinary scenes.
1:53.622
Big air for Lil Nugget.
1:57.222
Big Randy is completely off the deck.
2:01.017
Damp Kevin is airborne.
2:05.767
That is a big one for Crawlspace.
2:13.794
They will not want to see that again.
2:18.383
Squish is going to win this.
2:21.383
Puck Yeah takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Crawlspace 1.561 Crawlspace 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 5.006 Chunk 2.827
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 7.167 Puck Yeah 2.161
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 10.072 Slapper 2.800
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 11.789 Slapper 1.661
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 13.133 Puck Yeah 1.344
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 15.272 Squish 1.911
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 16.417 Slapper 0.906
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 20.544 Slapper 1.400
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 22.000 Chunk 1.456
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 23.711 Chunk 1.711
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 26.761 Squish 2.938
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 30.067 Lil Nugget 3.150
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 32.617 Sweaty Gerald 1.544
The Drops Metal Chunk 34.311 Sweaty Gerald 1.422
Rotating Drum Metal Chunk 35.772 Slapper 1.338
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 37.656 Slapper 1.706
The Washboard Metal Chunk 39.217 Chunk 1.561
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 40.856 Chunk 1.639
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 43.572 Chunk 2.716
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 48.817 Damp Kevin 1.927
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 51.361 Thick Rick 2.495
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 54.050 Lil Nugget 2.506
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 56.050 Chunk 2.000
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 59.528 Chunk 3.478
Split Route Smooth Chunk 1:01.111 Chunk 1.583
The Spiral Metal Chunk 1:03.261 Big Randy 2.033
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 1:16.728 Chunk 13.467
Rotating Drum Metal Chunk 1:24.289 Thick Rick 1.267
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 1:28.006 Thick Rick 1.494
The Drops Metal Chunk 1:29.700 Thick Rick 1.378
Peg Field Hard Chunk 1:31.456 Thick Rick 1.100
The Pinball Table Slick Thick Rick 1:33.767 Lil Nugget 1.772
Collision Funnel Hard Thick Rick 1:34.756 Lil Nugget 0.872
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 1:36.306 Lil Nugget 1.422
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 1:39.417 Squish 1.277
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:41.700 Squish 2.245
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:43.344 Chunk 1.644
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:44.928 Squish 1.450
The Gap Hard Squish 1:49.178 Squish 1.761
The Drops Hard Squish 1:50.594 Squish 1.416
Sweeping Curve Smooth Squish 1:53.128 Thick Rick 2.100
The Washboard Hard Squish 1:58.844 Lil Nugget 3.467
Big Air Metal Squish 2:03.661 Lil Nugget 4.167
Smooth Descent Smooth Squish 2:08.017 Lil Nugget 2.422
Sweeping Curve Metal Squish 2:11.661 Lil Nugget 2.689
Final Sprint Metal Squish 2:14.706 The Kidney 3.027
Target Zone Carpet Squish 2:18.850 The Kidney 2.228
Exit Gate Metal Squish 2:21.383 The Kidney 1.945
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 9 0/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 11 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 16 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 17 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
301 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-5-6-6.
36.31
1
Big Randy The Noodles
291 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-11-8-6-8.
80.44
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
286 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-6-2-5-14.
83.10
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
284 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-2-15-8-4.
54.93
6
The Kidney The Beans
288 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-9-7-7-12.
122.81
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
285 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-6-7-15.
64.36
1
The Unit Basement Heat
286 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-3-10-7-8.
36.50
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
287 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-3-7-7-8.
36.83
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
295 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-3-6-4-3.
13.62
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
290 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-6-3-2-3.
7.32
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
294 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-5-2-2-7.
5.67
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
264 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-5-2-2-2.
7.15
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
291 starts, 142 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-3-1.
4.86
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
295 starts, 155 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-1-1.
5.57
21
Custard The Soft Boys
297 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-4-4-7-4.
27.54
2
Squish The Soft Boys
279 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-4-4-4.
22.74

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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