Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 19

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:42.195 1 0 21 20.7
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 6:55.683 +13.49 5 +3 31 14.4
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 7:43.178 +60.98 4 +1 23 11.5
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:10.812 +88.62 7 +3 31 13.4
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:15.961 +93.77 6 +1 30 10.6
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:16.250 +94.06 2 -4 39 12.9
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:20.512 +98.32 8 +1 35 11.6
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:31.855 +109.66 3 -5 34 11.9
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 21.5 contacts an event coming in.
4.900
Chunk hits the front.
11.356
Chunk is airborne. Recent finishes: 2-13-2-6-2.
15.339
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-13-2-6-2.
18.833
Big air for Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 5-8-5-4-4.
24.033
That is not going to help.
28.322
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
34.322
And Chunk takes flight.
40.044
And it all goes wrong. Averaging 17.1 contacts an event coming in.
52.611
Big air for Chunk.
56.700
That is the sport, right there.
1:01.794
Oh dear.
1:07.711
Crooked Pete takes a knock.
1:14.956
Tender Greg finds trouble.
1:18.600
They will not want to see that again.
1:22.856
Slapper is airborne.
1:26.556
It is chaos out there.
1:30.222
And it all goes wrong.
1:33.661
Crooked Pete finds trouble.
1:37.328
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
1:38.589
Chunk is going to win this.
1:40.789
That is the sport, right there.
1:44.189
It is Slapper!
2:01.589
Tube Sock takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Sweaty Gerald 1.956 Sweaty Gerald 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 5.078 Chunk 2.822
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 7.389 Chunk 2.311
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 10.572 The Unit 2.767
The Drops Hard Chunk 12.244 Chunk 1.672
Peg Field Hard Chunk 13.606 Slapper 1.278
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 15.667 Slapper 1.650
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 16.611 Chunk 0.944
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 19.072 Lil Nugget 1.638
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 20.750 Lil Nugget 1.373
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 22.844 The Unit 2.017
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 24.789 Chunk 1.945
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 28.244 Lil Nugget 2.300
Fabric Run Soft fabric Chunk 30.561 Lil Nugget 1.533
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 32.789 Chunk 2.228
The Kicker Smooth Chunk 34.272 Chunk 1.483
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 36.572 Chunk 2.300
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 40.033 Slapper 3.222
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 47.350 Slapper 4.428
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 49.578 Slapper 2.200
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 52.111 Lil Nugget 2.228
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 54.844 Lil Nugget 2.083
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 58.739 Slapper 3.895
Split Route Smooth Slapper 1:02.011 The Unit 3.011
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:07.089 Chunk 4.566
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:09.967 Slapper 2.878
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:12.433 Chunk 2.416
The Plunge Metal Slapper 1:15.250 Tender Greg 2.083
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:17.522 Chunk 2.167
The Kicker Hard Slapper 1:18.478 Slapper 0.956
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:20.417 Slapper 1.939
The Gap Hard Slapper 1:22.517 Chunk 2.028
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:24.000 Chunk 1.417
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:25.767 Slapper 1.767
The Washboard Hard Slapper 1:27.844 Slapper 2.077
Big Air Metal Chunk 1:32.583 Lil Nugget 2.906
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 1:34.717 Chunk 2.134
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 1:37.106 Lil Nugget 1.839
Final Sprint Hard Chunk 1:39.672 Chunk 2.566
Target Zone Carpet Chunk 1:40.683 Chunk 1.011
Exit Gate Hard Chunk 1:41.589 Chunk 0.906
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 0/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
301 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-5-6-6.
27.28
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
287 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-6-2-8-10.
37.26
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
286 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 16-8-7-6-7.
79.71
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
288 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-8-7-3-10.
47.04
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
291 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 6-3-6-3-2.
5.09
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
294 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-5-2-2-7.
2.66
8
Slapper The Pucks
291 starts, 142 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-3-1.
2.28
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
276 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-13-4-4-12.
32.18

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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