Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:09.055 4 +3 41 14.8
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:16.355 +7.30 13 +11 40 15.4
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:00.522 +51.47 10 +7 48 14.4
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9:02.510 +53.46 7 +3 44 12.8
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:25.817 +76.76 5 0 44 13.7
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:29.210 +80.16 12 +6 45 14.5
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:37.544 +88.49 11 +4 49 11.7
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:43.677 +94.62 8 0 15 20.3
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 9:47.428 +98.37 2 -7 46 13.7
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:15.206 +126.15 16 +6 28 21.3
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:15.311 +126.26 3 -8 20 21.3
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:43.378 +154.32 9 -3 21 18.7
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:44.596 +155.54 14 +1 57 12.0
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 11:14.629 +185.57 15 +1 20 17.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 11:20.879 +191.82 1 -14 56 14.5
Honey Mustard DNF NUG The Nuggets 12:15.418 +246.36 6 -10 16 12.7
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.333
The Lieutenant has the lead.
11.211
Refried Ron takes a knock.
14.722
And it all goes wrong.
18.500
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
21.956
Right into it goes The Unit.
26.517
That is not going to help.
30.550
The Lieutenant finds trouble.
34.083
Absolute carnage.
37.689
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
41.089
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-11-8-9-5.
44.767
Oh dear. Averaging 18.3 contacts an event coming in.
48.700
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
52.944
And it all goes wrong.
59.594
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
1:05.200
Tender Greg finds trouble. Averaging 18.1 contacts an event coming in.
1:10.917
And Long John takes flight.
1:14.700
They will not want to see that again.
1:18.539
Refried Ron is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 5-7-6-5-5.
1:23.206
Right into it goes The Lieutenant. Averaging 18.4 contacts an event coming in.
1:27.933
Chunk is airborne.
1:31.483
Wide Load is airborne.
1:35.517
Tender Greg is airborne.
1:39.256
Chunk takes a knock.
1:43.139
Up goes Chunk.
1:47.000
Chunk is airborne.
1:50.650
Long John gets air.
1:54.300
That is a big one for The Coaster.
1:58.183
That is not going to help.
1:59.644
Wide Load has it.
2:02.644
Wide Load takes it.
2:06.372
Refried Ron gets air.
2:18.561
Lil Nugget gets hit hard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Unit 1.561 The Unit 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal The Unit 5.128 Wide Load 3.011
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 7.678 Honey Mustard 2.050
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 10.839 Chunk 2.934
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 12.544 Wide Load 1.622
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 13.928 Chunk 1.278
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 15.667 Wide Load 1.661
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 16.506 Chunk 0.822
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 18.356 Chunk 1.250
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 19.839 Chunk 1.045
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 21.861 Chunk 1.711
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 24.239 Wide Load 2.378
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 27.811 Lil Nugget 3.239
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 30.444 Lil Nugget 1.478
The Drops Metal Wide Load 32.056 Lil Nugget 1.311
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 33.444 Honey Mustard 1.305
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 35.322 Chunk 1.755
The Washboard Metal Wide Load 36.972 The Coaster 1.434
Slick Floor Slick Wide Load 38.644 The Coaster 1.516
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 43.306 The Coaster 2.461
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 47.106 Lil Nugget 2.189
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 49.578 Wide Load 2.395
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 52.267 Wide Load 2.455
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 54.339 The Lieutenant 2.028
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 58.000 Chunk 3.661
Split Route Smooth Chunk 59.556 Chunk 1.556
The Spiral Metal Chunk 1:02.261 Long John 2.622
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 1:15.728 The Coaster 13.034
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 1:19.933 Tube Sock 1.444
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:23.567 Tube Sock 2.150
The Drops Metal Wide Load 1:25.283 The Coaster 1.661
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 1:26.583 Wide Load 1.300
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 1:28.333 Wide Load 1.750
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 1:29.189 Wide Load 0.856
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:30.533 Wide Load 1.344
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:31.606 Wide Load 1.073
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:33.344 Wide Load 1.738
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:34.867 Wide Load 1.523
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:36.639 The Coaster 1.395
The Gap Hard Wide Load 1:39.006 The Coaster 1.444
The Drops Hard Wide Load 1:40.733 The Coaster 1.194
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:42.989 The Coaster 1.673
The Washboard Hard Wide Load 1:45.583 The Coaster 1.972
Big Air Metal Wide Load 1:48.900 The Coaster 2.911
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 1:50.983 The Coaster 1.878
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 1:53.378 Chunk 2.356
Final Sprint Metal Wide Load 1:55.728 The Coaster 2.262
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 2:00.289 Big Randy 2.172
Exit Gate Metal Wide Load 2:02.644 Big Randy 1.939
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 0/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 16 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 18 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 20 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 24 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
295 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-4-8-13-5.
46.27
1
Big Randy The Noodles
296 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-4-8-6.
48.98
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
291 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-3-12-7-11.
34.72
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
291 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-5-3-7-4.
42.62
5
Refried Ron The Beans
293 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-5-5-8-14.
88.35
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
292 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-10-5-7-14.
108.53
1
The Unit Basement Heat
293 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-11-6-11-6.
65.60
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
292 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-14-6-5-6.
60.05
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
283 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-1-3-3-15.
9.05
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
297 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-1-3-7.
7.92
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
297 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-2-1.
4.57
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
299 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-13-2-6-2.
9.25
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
275 starts, 126 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-7-1-2-2.
6.98
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
293 starts, 143 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-7-3-1-1.
4.58
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
280 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-8-5-4-4.
31.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
285 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-3-8-4-4.
27.68

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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