Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 28

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win

Thick Rick took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Nuggets. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:19.540 3 +2 27 12.1
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:19.817 +0.28 1 -1 33 12.2
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:35.494 +15.95 5 +2 22 21.1
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 7:45.244 +25.70 2 -2 32 12.8
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 8:08.678 +49.14 6 +1 30 12.5
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:16.945 +57.41 8 +2 30 10.6
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:27.260 +67.72 7 0 33 11.4
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:51.528 +91.99 4 -4 34 11.5
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.200
Slapper hits the front.
11.156
It is chaos out there.
14.717
Tender Greg gets air. Recent finishes: 5-6-2-4-5.
20.044
That is a big one for The Unit.
24.033
The Unit is losing places.
27.894
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Averaging 16.3 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
The Unit is last now.
42.883
Oh dear.
50.672
Oh dear. Averaging 16.3 contacts an event coming in.
55.611
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 22.6 contacts an event coming in.
1:01.917
It is chaos out there.
1:09.172
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
1:13.017
Slapper finds trouble. Averaging 16.3 contacts an event coming in.
1:16.689
Big air for Slapper.
1:20.661
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:24.817
That is the sport, right there.
1:28.322
The Lieutenant finds trouble.
1:31.906
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:35.883
Big air for Sweaty Gerald.
1:40.128
Up goes The Unit.
1:43.917
Thick Rick has it.
1:45.533
Thick Rick has the lead.
1:48.933
Thick Rick takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Tube Sock 1.983 Tube Sock 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 5.083 Slapper 2.827
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 7.494 Slapper 2.411
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.406 Tender Greg 2.861
The Drops Hard Slapper 12.072 The Unit 1.650
Peg Field Hard Slapper 13.311 Slapper 1.239
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 15.150 Slapper 1.839
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 16.278 Slapper 1.128
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 18.056 Slapper 1.778
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 19.506 Slapper 1.450
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 21.522 The Lieutenant 1.922
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 23.217 Slapper 1.695
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 25.161 Slapper 1.944
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 26.461 Slapper 1.300
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 28.617 Slapper 2.156
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 30.089 Slapper 1.472
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 32.328 Slapper 2.239
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 38.472 Tender Greg 3.228
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 43.561 Tender Greg 4.667
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 45.767 Slapper 2.206
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 48.083 Slapper 2.316
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 50.061 Slapper 1.978
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 53.711 Slapper 3.650
Split Route Smooth Slapper 56.333 Slapper 2.622
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:01.211 Thick Rick 4.750
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:04.106 Slapper 2.895
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:06.522 Slapper 2.416
The Plunge Metal Slapper 1:09.244 Tender Greg 2.400
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:11.400 Slapper 2.156
The Kicker Hard Slapper 1:12.328 Slapper 0.928
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:14.156 The Lieutenant 1.628
The Gap Hard Slapper 1:16.350 The Lieutenant 1.922
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:17.944 The Lieutenant 1.444
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:20.139 Tender Greg 1.961
The Washboard Hard Slapper 1:22.172 Slapper 2.033
Big Air Metal The Lieutenant 1:35.417 Thick Rick 2.738
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 1:37.433 The Lieutenant 2.016
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 1:40.039 Tube Sock 2.466
Final Sprint Hard The Lieutenant 1:42.622 The Lieutenant 2.583
Target Zone Carpet Thick Rick 1:45.833 Thick Rick 1.166
Exit Gate Hard Thick Rick 1:46.917 Thick Rick 1.084
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 PCK The Pucks 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
307 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-9-4-13.
60.29
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
293 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-5-4-3-12.
42.68
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
293 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-6-10-5-7.
91.93
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
295 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 15-6-8-11-6.
67.89
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
302 starts, 23 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-12-1-2-3.
8.71
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
297 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-2-1.
1.80
8
Slapper The Pucks
300 starts, 147 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-15-7.
2.90
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
281 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-5-8-5-4.
17.02

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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