· Season 11 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:54.938 | — | 6 | +5 | 34 | 15.2 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:43.073 | +48.14 | 3 | +1 | 36 | 14.1 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:43.662 | +48.72 | 16 | +13 | 31 | 13.7 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:45.106 | +50.17 | 12 | +8 | 30 | 13.0 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:50.489 | +55.55 | 11 | +6 | 40 | 13.1 |
| 6 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:55.294 | +60.36 | 7 | +1 | 33 | 13.4 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:23.528 | +88.59 | 1 | -6 | 33 | 14.0 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:49.684 | +114.75 | 10 | +2 | 42 | 14.3 |
| 9 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:50.907 | +115.97 | 13 | +4 | 31 | 12.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:52.022 | +117.08 | 14 | +4 | 44 | 14.1 |
| 11 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:53.211 | +118.27 | 9 | -2 | 36 | 13.3 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:00.006 | +125.07 | 4 | -8 | 36 | 14.1 |
| 13 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 10:02.350 | +127.41 | 2 | -11 | 47 | 12.3 |
| 14 | Long John | The Noodles | 10:05.161 | +130.22 | 5 | -9 | 35 | 13.4 |
| 15 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:08.562 | +133.62 | 8 | -7 | 50 | 13.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:08.617 | +133.68 | 15 | -1 | 48 | 12.3 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 21.9 contacts an event coming in.
4.533
And it's Gravy in front now.
8.033
The Lieutenant is coming through.
11.544
Gravy is completely off the deck.
14.956
That is the sport, right there.
19.222
Oh dear.
24.033
Damp Kevin cannot hold position.
28.056
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
31.467
Big air for Honey Mustard.
35.206
The Lieutenant finds trouble. Averaging 18.6 contacts an event coming in.
38.711
Up goes Stubbs.
42.561
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 1-1-6-1-2.
48.011
Up goes Gravy.
51.411
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-1.
55.317
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-1.
58.783
Big air for The Lieutenant.
1:02.211
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
1:10.700
And it's Gravy in front now.
1:14.144
Radiator finds trouble.
1:17.817
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
1:21.556
Oh dear.
1:25.161
Slapper is airborne.
1:28.767
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:32.600
Crooked Pete gets air.
1:36.033
Absolute carnage.
1:39.550
Refried Ron gets air.
1:44.033
Long John is making ground.
1:47.872
Look at that.
1:51.561
Slapper gets hit hard.
1:55.239
Squish finds trouble.
1:58.767
The Lieutenant has it.
2:01.767
It is Slapper!
2:09.906
Heavy contact for Wide Load.
2:13.772
They will not want to see that again.
2:17.761
Crawlspace takes a knock.
2:21.711
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Sweaty Gerald | 1.572 | Sweaty Gerald 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 4.928 | The Lieutenant 3.089 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 7.778 | Slapper 2.517 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 10.733 | Gravy 2.955 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Gravy | 12.483 | Honey Mustard 1.722 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Gravy | 20.122 | Gravy 7.639 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 22.978 | Honey Mustard 2.778 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Honey Mustard | 26.261 | Crooked Pete 1.422 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 29.800 | Crooked Pete 1.689 |
| The Drops | Metal | Honey Mustard | 31.500 | Slapper 1.633 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 33.033 | Slapper 1.423 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 34.439 | Slapper 1.311 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 36.517 | Slapper 1.816 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Gravy | 42.394 | Stubbs 5.116 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Gravy | 45.661 | Honey Mustard 3.123 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 47.644 | Stubbs 1.967 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 49.461 | Wide Load 1.689 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 51.533 | Wide Load 1.967 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 52.906 | Slapper 1.356 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 55.333 | Stubbs 2.333 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Gravy | 56.783 | Slapper 1.361 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 59.022 | Slapper 1.778 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 1:03.283 | Slapper 0.433 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 1:11.639 | Wide Load 2.767 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 1:13.961 | Squish 1.405 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:17.311 | Squish 1.628 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:18.950 | Squish 1.450 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:20.189 | The Lieutenant 1.239 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:21.811 | Slapper 1.600 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:22.633 | Slapper 0.789 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:23.933 | Slapper 1.222 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:25.033 | Slapper 1.011 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:26.889 | Wide Load 1.772 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:28.367 | The Lieutenant 1.478 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:31.939 | Wide Load 2.700 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:35.189 | The Lieutenant 3.250 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:37.394 | Slapper 2.117 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:39.994 | Honey Mustard 2.044 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:42.056 | Honey Mustard 2.006 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:45.683 | The Lieutenant 3.627 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:48.483 | Refried Ron 2.677 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:52.456 | The Lieutenant 3.973 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:55.339 | Slapper 2.828 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:59.428 | Refried Ron 1.316 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:01.767 | Refried Ron 1.245 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 21 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 31 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
307 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-9-4-13.
104.64
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
297 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-2-1.
3.50
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
281 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-5-8-5-4.
38.69
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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