Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 39

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Custard finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 7:04.006 2 +1 45 14.0
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:28.512 +24.51 3 +1 16 22.9
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 7:55.600 +51.59 7 +4 23 12.7
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:16.477 +72.47 5 +1 45 14.1
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:28.277 +84.27 6 +1 39 14.8
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:46.766 +102.76 8 +2 56 13.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:15.138 +131.13 1 -6 9 20.9
Wide Load DNF PCK The Pucks 10:13.366 +189.36 4 -4 31 23.1
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.000
The lead changes hands. Wide Load. Career record: 132 wins from 287, average finish 3.5.
10.911
Wide Load is airborne.
14.444
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-1-2.
20.328
Custard gets air.
23.822
Floppy Joe gets air. Recent finishes: 14-8-5-10-4.
27.644
That is not going to help. Averaging 17.7 contacts an event coming in.
39.278
Wide Load finds trouble.
44.961
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-8-3.
48.461
They will not want to see that again.
51.983
Custard gets air.
56.011
Old Gristle gets air.
59.417
Pilot Light gets air.
1:03.106
Pilot Light is airborne.
1:08.467
Heavy contact for Pilot Light.
1:11.994
Big air for Wide Load.
1:16.256
Extraordinary scenes.
1:19.922
And Old Gristle takes flight.
1:24.139
Up goes Butter Bean.
1:27.550
And Pilot Light takes flight.
1:31.583
Pilot Light gets hit hard.
1:36.261
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:39.883
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:40.578
Old Gristle is going to win this.
1:43.578
It is Old Gristle!
1:48.600
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:52.983
That is the sport, right there.
1:58.972
Heavy contact for Pilot Light.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Pilot Light 1.956 Pilot Light 1.956
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 5.122 Wide Load 2.866
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 7.661 Honey Mustard 2.317
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 10.556 Wide Load 2.895
The Drops Metal Wide Load 12.506 Wide Load 1.950
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 15.333 Honey Mustard 2.594
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 16.550 Wide Load 1.217
The Drops Metal Wide Load 17.683 Wide Load 1.133
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 19.506 Honey Mustard 1.233
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 23.361 Honey Mustard 1.567
The Washboard Metal Wide Load 25.422 Honey Mustard 1.561
Slick Floor Slick Wide Load 27.244 Old Gristle 1.600
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 35.250 Floppy Joe 2.439
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 37.922 Wide Load 2.672
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 40.800 Old Gristle 1.262
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 44.178 Custard 1.639
The Drops Metal Wide Load 45.878 Custard 1.483
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 47.822 Custard 1.628
The Gap Hard Wide Load 49.956 Custard 1.872
The Drops Hard Wide Load 51.483 Wide Load 1.527
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 53.361 Wide Load 1.878
The Washboard Hard Wide Load 57.528 Old Gristle 3.244
Big Air Metal Wide Load 1:01.956 Old Gristle 4.000
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 1:06.622 Old Gristle 2.389
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 1:09.800 Old Gristle 1.961
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:11.083 Wide Load 1.283
The Drops Metal Wide Load 1:12.300 Wide Load 1.217
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 1:14.611 Old Gristle 1.356
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 1:17.761 Old Gristle 1.822
The Washboard Metal Wide Load 1:19.100 Wide Load 1.339
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 1:22.250 Old Gristle 2.344
Smooth Descent Metal Old Gristle 1:24.944 Old Gristle 2.694
Sweeping Curve Metal Old Gristle 1:27.311 Old Gristle 2.367
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 1:29.761 Old Gristle 2.450
The Plunge Metal Old Gristle 1:32.761 The Heel 2.172
Smooth Descent Metal Old Gristle 1:35.150 Old Gristle 2.389
The Kicker Metal Old Gristle 1:36.156 Old Gristle 1.006
Sweeping Curve Metal Old Gristle 1:38.722 Old Gristle 2.566
Final Sprint Metal Old Gristle 1:41.417 Old Gristle 2.695
Target Zone Carpet Old Gristle 1:42.539 Old Gristle 1.122
Exit Gate Metal Old Gristle 1:43.578 Old Gristle 1.039
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 2 0/1 7
3 NOO The Noodles 3 0/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 0/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 7 0/1 2
8 PCK The Pucks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
275 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-6-7-6-7.
35.04
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
297 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-3-8-3-8.
14.40
22
Butter Bean The Beans
291 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-5-7-12.
17.70
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
297 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-4-4-16-5.
29.66
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
292 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-4-3-16.
6.21
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
305 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-4-2-8-1.
3.22
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
282 starts, 130 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-6-1-1-6.
2.84
21
Custard The Soft Boys
307 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-5-2-4-7.
7.81

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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