· Season 11 · Round 39
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Custard finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 7:04.006 | — | 2 | +1 | 45 | 14.0 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:28.512 | +24.51 | 3 | +1 | 16 | 22.9 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 7:55.600 | +51.59 | 7 | +4 | 23 | 12.7 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:16.477 | +72.47 | 5 | +1 | 45 | 14.1 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:28.277 | +84.27 | 6 | +1 | 39 | 14.8 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:46.766 | +102.76 | 8 | +2 | 56 | 13.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:15.138 | +131.13 | 1 | -6 | 9 | 20.9 |
| — | Wide Load DNF | The Pucks | 10:13.366 | +189.36 | 4 | -4 | 31 | 23.1 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.000
The lead changes hands. Wide Load. Career record: 132 wins from 287, average finish 3.5.
10.911
Wide Load is airborne.
14.444
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-1-2.
20.328
Custard gets air.
23.822
Floppy Joe gets air. Recent finishes: 14-8-5-10-4.
27.644
That is not going to help. Averaging 17.7 contacts an event coming in.
39.278
Wide Load finds trouble.
44.961
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-8-3.
48.461
They will not want to see that again.
51.983
Custard gets air.
56.011
Old Gristle gets air.
59.417
Pilot Light gets air.
1:03.106
Pilot Light is airborne.
1:08.467
Heavy contact for Pilot Light.
1:11.994
Big air for Wide Load.
1:16.256
Extraordinary scenes.
1:19.922
And Old Gristle takes flight.
1:24.139
Up goes Butter Bean.
1:27.550
And Pilot Light takes flight.
1:31.583
Pilot Light gets hit hard.
1:36.261
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:39.883
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:40.578
Old Gristle is going to win this.
1:43.578
It is Old Gristle!
1:48.600
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:52.983
That is the sport, right there.
1:58.972
Heavy contact for Pilot Light.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Pilot Light | 1.956 | Pilot Light 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 5.122 | Wide Load 2.866 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Wide Load | 7.661 | Honey Mustard 2.317 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 10.556 | Wide Load 2.895 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 12.506 | Wide Load 1.950 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 15.333 | Honey Mustard 2.594 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 16.550 | Wide Load 1.217 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 17.683 | Wide Load 1.133 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 19.506 | Honey Mustard 1.233 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 23.361 | Honey Mustard 1.567 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Wide Load | 25.422 | Honey Mustard 1.561 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 27.244 | Old Gristle 1.600 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 35.250 | Floppy Joe 2.439 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 37.922 | Wide Load 2.672 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 40.800 | Old Gristle 1.262 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 44.178 | Custard 1.639 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 45.878 | Custard 1.483 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 47.822 | Custard 1.628 |
| The Gap | Hard | Wide Load | 49.956 | Custard 1.872 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 51.483 | Wide Load 1.527 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 53.361 | Wide Load 1.878 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Wide Load | 57.528 | Old Gristle 3.244 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 1:01.956 | Old Gristle 4.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:06.622 | Old Gristle 2.389 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:09.800 | Old Gristle 1.961 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:11.083 | Wide Load 1.283 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:12.300 | Wide Load 1.217 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 1:14.611 | Old Gristle 1.356 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:17.761 | Old Gristle 1.822 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Wide Load | 1:19.100 | Wide Load 1.339 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:22.250 | Old Gristle 2.344 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:24.944 | Old Gristle 2.694 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:27.311 | Old Gristle 2.367 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:29.761 | Old Gristle 2.450 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:32.761 | The Heel 2.172 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:35.150 | Old Gristle 2.389 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:36.156 | Old Gristle 1.006 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:38.722 | Old Gristle 2.566 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:41.417 | Old Gristle 2.695 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:42.539 | Old Gristle 1.122 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:43.578 | Old Gristle 1.039 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declaredCourse preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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