Paper Mogul Sports
Team Pack Race · Season 11 · Round 47

The Gravity Bowl

Chute Tower · The Gravity Bowl · 1,002 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Gravity Bowl for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 11:28.050 1 0 26 25.3
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 11:31.339 +3.29 14 +12 68 17.5
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 12:36.733 +68.68 2 -1 70 13.4
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 12:49.656 +81.61 12 +8 64 14.2
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 13:09.934 +101.88 5 0 33 21.6
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 13:12.883 +104.83 8 +2 63 15.2
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 13:12.910 +104.86 7 0 53 11.8
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 13:17.744 +109.69 16 +8 64 13.2
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 13:21.605 +113.56 11 +2 59 14.6
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 13:22.688 +114.64 10 0 22 21.9
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 13:33.877 +125.83 9 -2 57 13.0
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 13:42.399 +134.35 13 +1 65 12.7
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 13:43.651 +135.60 3 -10 57 13.3
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 13:50.422 +142.37 15 +1 57 12.6
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 13:58.667 +150.62 6 -9 61 14.7
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 14:09.811 +161.76 4 -12 69 15.7
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.167
The lead changes hands. Slapper.
8.033
Old Gristle is coming through.
11.500
Oh dear.
15.317
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 8-5-12-5-8.
18.828
And Pilot Light takes flight. Recent finishes: 8-9-5-6-14.
22.483
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
25.883
Look at that. Recent finishes: 2-6-7-2-2.
29.372
Look at that.
32.822
Up goes Damp Kevin.
36.528
Butter Bean is airborne. Recent finishes: 7-11-4-7-15.
40.033
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.839
Up goes Old Gristle.
48.033
Big move from Yolk.
51.861
Big air for Chunk.
55.267
Long John is completely off the deck.
59.500
Pilot Light gets air. Recent finishes: 8-9-5-6-14.
1:03.011
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:06.506
Heavy contact for Slapper.
1:11.506
Slapper gets air.
1:15.728
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:19.144
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:22.700
And it all goes wrong.
1:26.500
And Big Randy takes flight.
1:29.917
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
1:33.494
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
1:36.911
Up goes Custard.
1:40.372
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:44.328
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:47.872
And Custard takes flight.
1:52.033
Second Sock is coming through.
1:56.161
Chunk finds trouble.
2:00.033
Stubbs is coming through.
2:05.622
Heavy contact for Stubbs.
2:09.161
Heavy contact for Custard.
2:12.806
Up goes Lil Nugget.
2:16.761
And The Unit takes flight.
2:20.667
Absolute carnage.
2:24.639
And Long John takes flight.
2:29.156
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:35.306
The Unit is completely off the deck.
2:40.767
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
2:44.939
Butter Bean gets air.
2:50.028
Lil Nugget takes a knock.
2:53.506
Chunk has it.
2:55.211
That is the sport, right there.
2:58.611
Puck Yeah takes it.
3:02.967
Big air for Damp Kevin.
3:06.461
Heavy contact for Long John.
3:12.617
Heavy contact for Big Randy.
3:20.933
Butter Bean finds trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Second Sock 1.594 Second Sock 1.594
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 4.939 Old Gristle 2.950
Sweeping Curve Metal Old Gristle 7.661 Old Gristle 2.433
Smooth Descent Metal Old Gristle 10.722 Slapper 2.917
The Drops Metal Old Gristle 12.417 Slapper 1.661
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 13.689 Old Gristle 1.272
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 15.683 Puck Yeah 1.739
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 16.883 Lil Nugget 0.872
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 18.239 Slapper 1.356
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 19.794 Lil Nugget 1.228
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 22.061 Lil Nugget 1.416
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 24.022 Old Gristle 1.939
Stairwell Hard Slapper 25.606 Slapper 1.584
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 27.122 Slapper 1.516
Tight Curve Carpet Slapper 29.439 Slapper 2.317
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 35.139 Yolk 5.067
Stairwell Hard Slapper 38.378 Chunk 3.061
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 40.039 Slapper 1.661
The Drops Hard Slapper 41.656 Chunk 1.561
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 43.656 Puck Yeah 1.900
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 45.011 Puck Yeah 1.262
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 47.500 Puck Yeah 2.333
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 48.889 Slapper 1.389
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 50.711 Slapper 1.822
The Spiral Metal Slapper 51.161 Slapper 0.450
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 1:02.856 Old Gristle 2.833
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 1:04.056 Chunk 1.195
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:05.317 Slapper 1.261
The Drops Metal Slapper 1:07.100 Chunk 1.111
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 1:09.706 Chunk 1.400
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:10.922 Lil Nugget 1.177
The Drops Metal Slapper 1:12.139 Puck Yeah 1.078
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 1:14.339 Puck Yeah 1.034
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Unit 1:32.528 Puck Yeah 1.527
The Washboard Metal Slapper 1:19.478 Custard 1.539
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 1:36.394 Yolk 1.650
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 1:43.222 Second Sock 3.422
Tight Curve Smooth Lil Nugget 1:47.989 Second Sock 2.017
The Funnel Smooth Lil Nugget 1:50.439 Lil Nugget 2.450
Narrow Pipe Metal Lil Nugget 1:53.267 Yolk 2.217
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 1:55.606 Chunk 2.212
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 1:59.217 Chunk 3.611
Split Route Smooth Chunk 2:02.278 Lil Nugget 2.727
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 2:06.211 Chunk 3.933
The Gap Hard Chunk 2:08.644 Chunk 2.433
The Drops Hard Chunk 2:10.311 Chunk 1.667
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 2:12.550 Yolk 1.989
The Washboard Hard Chunk 2:15.194 Chunk 2.644
Big Air Metal Chunk 2:18.350 Chunk 3.156
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 2:20.344 Chunk 1.994
Peg Field Hard Chunk 2:21.722 Chunk 1.378
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 2:23.722 Stubbs 1.872
Collision Funnel Hard Chunk 2:24.589 Chunk 0.867
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 2:25.911 Chunk 1.322
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 2:26.967 Chunk 1.056
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 2:28.594 Chunk 1.627
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 2:30.183 Chunk 1.589
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 2:33.911 Custard 2.611
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 2:36.756 Custard 2.150
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 2:39.056 Chunk 2.300
The Plunge Metal Chunk 2:41.944 Yolk 2.027
Smooth Descent Smooth Chunk 2:44.206 Yolk 2.167
The Kicker Smooth Chunk 2:45.156 Chunk 0.950
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 2:47.483 Yolk 2.306
Final Sprint Smooth Chunk 2:50.150 Chunk 2.667
Target Zone Carpet Chunk 2:54.200 Lil Nugget 1.138
Exit Gate Smooth Chunk 2:56.506 Yolk 1.072
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/2 16
2 SFT The Soft Boys 10 1/2 14
3 PCK The Pucks 11 0/2 12
4 NUG The Nuggets 12 0/2 10
5 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 8
6 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 6
7 BEA The Beans 28 0/2 4
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-13-4-6-8.
68.93
1
Big Randy The Noodles
308 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-5-4-16-8.
57.01
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
302 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-6-2-10-7.
44.16
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
301 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-2-7-8-8.
47.20
22
Butter Bean The Beans
296 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-7-7-5-9.
92.00
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
304 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-5-6-16-8.
81.64
1
The Unit Basement Heat
305 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-3-11-5-5.
38.62
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
301 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-8-11-3-5.
141.59
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
307 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-6-3-3-4.
5.87
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
294 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-2-2-6-4.
8.97
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
310 starts, 84 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-2-2-15.
6.17
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
311 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-5-3-1-2.
8.53
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
310 starts, 152 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-8-1-1-3.
5.48
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
310 starts, 162 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-8-2.
5.87
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
309 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-5-7-4-5.
23.85
21
Custard The Soft Boys
311 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-3-4-7-4.
19.12

Course preview

67 sections · 1,002 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Smooth
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Smooth
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

The championship course. Every surface, every pinch point and every way to lose, in one continuous descent from the top of the tower to the far wall of the basement. It is run once a season, and the record has stood since the second time it was ever run.

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