Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 10 · Round 1

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Tube Sock finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.192 11 +10 34 11.5
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:42.617 +13.43 3 +1 14 10.5
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:42.817 +13.63 4 +1 18 10.4
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:47.475 +18.28 14 +10 42 12.1
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:53.183 +23.99 13 +8 36 11.9
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:56.867 +27.68 8 +2 27 10.6
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 4:02.375 +33.18 5 -2 30 10.3
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:04.083 +34.89 7 -1 24 10.5
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:04.717 +35.53 6 -3 31 10.5
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +5 27 11.2
Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 -2 44 12.0
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 0 30 12.0
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -12 13 10.4
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 -4 25 11.1
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -13 13 10.3
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 10.9
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
7.067
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
12.192
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-2-2.
17.942
They will not want to see that again.
23.475
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-6-3.
28.900
Second Sock leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-4-6-6-2.
33.925
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 5-4-4-13-4.
38.350
That is a long way off the ground.
43.383
That has come off.
47.650
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-4-4-13-4.
52.883
That is a long way off the ground.
57.800
You do not see that every day.
1:02.900
That has come off.
1:07.525
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:11.758
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:16.225
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:17.725
Custard has put Tender Greg out.
1:25.575
The Coaster is airborne!
1:30.083
That has come off.
1:35.100
And it all goes wrong.
1:40.258
Up it goes.
1:44.458
Oh, that is a big one.
1:49.075
That is a long way off the ground.
1:54.008
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:00.050
Look at Wide Load go.
2:04.842
There is nothing protecting Lil Nugget now.
2:09.825
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:14.192
That was always going to happen.
2:19.808
They will not want to see that again.
2:27.867
Up it goes.
2:29.367
Second Sock has put Floppy Joe out.
2:33.700
There is nothing left of it.
2:36.575
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:41.983
They will not want to see that again.
2:47.117
That has come off.
2:49.667
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:51.167
Crooked Pete is out, and Custard did it.
3:00.400
Stripped to the shell.
3:10.050
The Kidney is coming through.
3:11.550
This is the last of it.
3:13.275
Honey Mustard is out.
3:17.733
Custard will not take much more.
3:23.667
Custard will not be back.
3:26.192
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:29.192
It is The Lieutenant!
3:37.758
And it all goes wrong.
4:02.242
The Kidney leaves something behind.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 15.992 Chunk 15.992
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 33.100 Chunk 17.108
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 50.075 Chunk 16.975
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:08.917 The Lieutenant 16.434
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:24.383 The Lieutenant 14.041
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:40.283 The Lieutenant 15.900
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:59.517 Honey Mustard 14.800
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:13.608 The Lieutenant 14.091
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:31.400 The Lieutenant 17.792
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:50.700 Honey Mustard 18.417
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:10.950 The Coaster 14.592
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:29.192 Wide Load 16.842
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 14 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 25 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
213 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-6-15-6-10.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
223 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-3-6-15-11.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
222 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-1-3-3-3.
2.80
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
237 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-5-3-2-7.
3.39
6
The Kidney The Beans
221 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 6-13-10-8-14.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-9-13-5-11.
139.16
1
The Unit Basement Heat
216 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-7-7-11-12.
56.47
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
220 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-6-10-11-11.
134.89
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
224 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-7-6-5-8.
59.72
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
223 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-10-6-8-14.
160.54
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
227 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-1-10-2-1.
5.23
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
189 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 14-1-16-11-14.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
221 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-5-2-4-7.
44.00
4
Wide Load The Pucks
237 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-7-4-7.
5.13
21
Custard The Soft Boys
221 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-5-9-4-6.
73.18
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-16-10-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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