Derby · Season 10 · Round 11
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:24.783 | — | 12 | +11 | 29 | 11.9 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:40.192 | +15.41 | 4 | +2 | 19 | 10.2 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:43.100 | +18.32 | 3 | 0 | 15 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:45.075 | +20.29 | 1 | -3 | 15 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:53.983 | +29.20 | 10 | +5 | 38 | 12.1 |
| 6 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:59.217 | +34.43 | 11 | +5 | 44 | 11.6 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 4:03.308 | +38.53 | 5 | -2 | 25 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 4:03.833 | +39.05 | 9 | +1 | 38 | 11.1 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +4 | 39 | 12.2 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +5 | 24 | 11.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 22 | 10.7 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -5 | 20 | 10.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 12 | 10.9 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 21 | 11.5 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 12 | 10.1 |
2.400
A new leader — Tender Greg. Career record: 1 wins from 285, average finish 5.7.
8.150
Old Gristle takes the lead.
12.567
Lil Nugget is airborne!
16.850
There goes a piece of Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 4-16-5-16-8.
21.150
The Kidney leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-6-14.
29.767
Gravy leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-15-1-3-2.
34.000
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 6-14-2-6-1.
38.350
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
43.108
That has come off.
48.458
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
55.242
That is a long way off the ground.
1:00.050
It is unravelling for Gravy.
1:04.642
You do not see that every day.
1:11.767
The Coaster is losing bits.
1:16.825
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:21.933
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:28.033
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:31.900
Pilot Light is out, and The Kidney did it.
1:33.400
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:38.300
There is nothing left of it.
1:43.808
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:45.308
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:49.825
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:55.675
You do not see that every day.
2:06.700
Look at the state of it.
2:11.133
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
2:15.850
That was always going to happen.
2:19.775
And that is Crooked Pete finished.
2:25.333
Oh, that is a big one.
2:30.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
2:34.300
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:39.583
There is nothing protecting The Coaster now.
2:45.308
Absolute carnage.
2:55.067
It is coming apart now.
2:57.325
Crawlspace is out.
3:03.317
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
3:07.917
That is The Kidney taking The Coaster with them.
3:09.767
One to go.
3:11.508
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
3:15.942
Custard is out.
3:21.783
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:24.783
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:30.050
There is nothing protecting The Heel now.
3:34.842
Lil Nugget is airborne!
3:40.108
There is nothing left of it.
3:46.475
The Kidney leaves something behind.
4:03.067
The Kidney has nothing left on it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 16.692 | Tender Greg 16.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 34.050 | Tender Greg 17.358 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 52.733 | The Heel 18.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:08.183 | Old Gristle 13.241 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:22.550 | Old Gristle 14.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:39.358 | Old Gristle 16.808 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:54.158 | Old Gristle 14.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:11.775 | Lil Nugget 17.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:32.000 | Lil Nugget 17.358 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:52.058 | Tube Sock 17.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:09.767 | The Heel 17.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:24.783 | Old Gristle 15.016 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
204 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-13-15-16-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-12-16-12-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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