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Derby · Season 10 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Second Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.017 — 3 +2 21 10.7
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.975 +0.96 4 +2 20 11.1
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.217 +1.20 2 -1 20 10.6
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:23.417 +7.40 6 +2 32 10.7
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:34.042 +18.03 13 +8 39 12.3
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 +1 31 10.3
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -6 20 10.6
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +8 15 10.6
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -4 12 10.1
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 18 11.1
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -2 14 11.2
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +2 18 10.4
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +2 11 11.0
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 10 10.9
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -3 7 11.6
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -5 3 10.7
2.567
Absolute carnage.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 12-2-4-4-8.
15.358
Big Randy is losing bits.
19.950
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-4-5-8-4.
28.442
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-4-1.
35.225
Stopped, and in the way.
39.900
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-4-5-8-4.
44.858
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-4-1.
50.050
The Unit is coming through.
55.992
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
57.492
Yolk is out, and The Unit did it.
58.992
That is Refried Ron taking Slapper with them.
1:03.642
That has come off.
1:11.583
You do not see that every day.
1:18.558
Thick Rick has left.
1:24.050
You do not see that every day.
1:28.250
Stopped, and in the way.
1:29.750
Refried Ron is out, and Butter Bean did it.
1:31.250
And that is Squish finished.
1:37.492
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
1:44.358
Stopped, and in the way.
1:48.642
Look at the state of it.
1:53.292
Long John is losing bits.
2:06.792
Stripped to the shell.
2:13.883
Tube Sock has put Big Randy out.
2:23.767
They felt that in the back row.
2:38.867
You do not see that every day.
2:47.200
Tube Sock leaves something behind.
2:48.700
Last lap.
3:05.642
Extraordinary scenes.
3:13.017
Tube Sock has it.
3:13.708
That is a long way off the ground.
3:16.017
It is Tube Sock!
3:21.600
They felt that in the back row.
3:33.075
There goes a piece of The Unit.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 26.875 Crawlspace 26.875
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 53.283 Crawlspace 26.408
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 1:21.775 Tube Sock 26.734
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:51.433 Big Randy 28.133
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:19.933 The Unit 26.908
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:47.250 Tube Sock 27.167
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:16.017 Second Sock 27.950
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 1/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 25 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
216 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 15-6-16-7-8.
56.23
7
Long John The Noodles
238 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-8-4-3-8.
11.39
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
225 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
2.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
239 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 6-3-2-5-3.
3.47
5
Refried Ron The Beans
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 13-15-15-12-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-4-9-11-9.
59.58
1
The Unit Basement Heat
219 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-3-8-3-7.
29.54
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
222 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-6-7-6-10.
92.91
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
218 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-5-8-4-9.
22.63
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
228 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-11-14-11-12.
140.32
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
229 starts, 50 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-5-1-10.
9.05
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
236 starts, 58 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-2-15-2-4.
11.20
4
Wide Load The Pucks
240 starts, 50 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-16-4-3-1.
11.66
8
Slapper The Pucks
213 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-12-11-10-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 14-16-10-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
223 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 14-8-9-11-10.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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