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Derby · Season 10 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.342 — 12 +11 28 11.9
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:32.467 +1.13 14 +12 29 11.8
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:33.442 +2.10 9 +6 39 11.8
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:33.817 +2.48 2 -2 7 10.1
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:34.017 +2.68 3 -2 2 10.5
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:34.350 +3.01 4 -2 5 10.9
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:34.917 +3.58 1 -6 4 10.6
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.850 +4.51 11 +3 25 11.7
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:36.667 +5.33 10 +1 29 11.4
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:46.525 +15.18 6 -4 12 10.3
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:46.942 +15.60 5 -6 13 10.3
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:48.808 +17.47 7 -5 7 10.8
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:49.142 +17.80 8 -5 8 10.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -1 25 12.7
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 12 11.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.1
3.750
Tender Greg goes to the front. Career record: 1 wins from 289, average finish 5.7.
8.600
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-2-8-15-1.
20.050
Look at Long John go.
27.850
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 5-2-4-5-8.
34.158
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
40.050
Puck Yeah is on the move.
48.208
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
54.758
Gravy is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-2-8-15-1.
59.433
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 5-2-4-5-8.
1:04.567
That has come off.
1:08.808
That has come off.
1:14.817
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:20.050
Tender Greg is on the move.
1:25.675
Oh, that is a big one.
1:30.050
Puck Yeah is coming through.
1:40.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:46.658
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:50.983
And it all goes wrong.
1:55.250
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
1:59.800
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
2:08.392
Oh, that is a big one.
2:12.400
That is Thick Rick taking Tender Greg with them.
2:17.125
That is a long way off the ground.
2:26.058
Radiator leaves something behind.
2:33.783
Radiator leaves something behind.
2:40.108
That is a long way off the ground.
2:44.583
That has come off.
2:46.083
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:53.483
Extraordinary scenes.
2:58.258
Puck Yeah has nothing left on it.
2:59.758
Last lap.
3:02.525
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
3:07.175
Up it goes.
3:13.800
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
3:20.050
Extraordinary scenes.
3:24.600
Gravy takes the lead.
3:28.342
Gravy has it.
3:31.342
Gravy takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 23.233 Gravy 23.233
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 51.942 Puck Yeah 25.566
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 1:17.200 Gravy 25.258
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:44.242 Puck Yeah 24.125
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:07.400 Puck Yeah 20.975
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:35.308 Yolk 25.367
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:58.350 Puck Yeah 23.042
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:31.342 Crooked Pete 25.467
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
238 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-8-4-3-8.
16.20
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
220 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-3-8-7-8.
141.24
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
225 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
3.03
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
227 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-5-2-5.
2.78
22
Butter Bean The Beans
232 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-14-4-4-9.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
219 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-13-16-10-9.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
225 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-9-12-9-6.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
250 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-9-16-9-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
230 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-3-14-11-14.
167.74
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
219 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-2-5-8-4.
27.70
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
236 starts, 58 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-2-15-2-4.
6.36
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
240 starts, 28 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 2-2-1-15-4.
22.48
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
220 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-11-12-16-13.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
243 starts, 51 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-8-4-1-16.
7.77
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 14-16-10-16-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
230 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-16-16-9-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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